The Human Test: Volume 2
Just because you passed the first part of the test doesn't mean you're human. Here's another round of questions to make sure you're not an alien from another galaxy, posing as a middle-aged man.
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Kenya Chords
Pogo turns a trip to Kenya into a remixed feast for our eardrums.
Amazing Water-Bending Experiment
Feel your brain melt and ooze out the orifices of your head as you watch a stream of water zigzag through the air when it's exposed to a 24hz sine wave.
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ONNIT Alpha BRAIN Supplements
For high-performers who treat clarity and speed of mind as non-negotiables, Onnit's Alpha BRAIN delivers a focused, caffeine-free edge for those pursuing their full potential. Backed by clinical trials and over 10 million bottles sold, this nootropic supports cognitive performance — boosting memory, mental speed, and executive function with a precise blend of Alpha-GPC, L‑Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Phosphatidylserine. Whether you're strategizing, creating, gaming, or navigating high-stakes moments, Alpha BRAIN promotes alpha wave production and supports acetylcholine levels to keep your mind sharp without the crash. Available in capsules or instant powder for travel, it's a tool that doesn't just power your day — it elevates it.
Presented by ONNIT.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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EltaMD UV Sunscreen SPF50
Your face takes the hit — sun, stress, sweat, and screens — and EltaMD's UV Skin Recovery Face Sunscreen is built to defend it all without flinching. Formulated with mineral-based Zinc Oxide and SPF 50, this all-in-one shield offers broad-spectrum protection while instantly calming redness with smart color-correcting tech. Clinically proven to support sensitive and post-treatment skin, it goes beyond basic defense, actively helping to recover the skin barrier after exposure. Lightweight, invisible, and non-irritating, it's the kind of daily armor that works just as hard in the sun as it does under fluorescents.
Presented by EltaMD.
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Everything Wrong With Battleship
Cinema Sins reminds us how terrible Battleship was.
School of Thrones
The seven cliques of Westeros Valley High rule the halls in this Game of Thrones parody. Prom night is coming.
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HP Printer 6001
The HP Smart Tank 6001 is the ultimate all-in-one printer, delivering high-volume, cost-efficient, and high-quality printing for any need. With up to two years of ink included, users can print up to 8,000 color pages or 6,000 black pages before needing a refill, reducing both costs and waste. Featuring automatic two-sided printing, borderless color prints, and seamless mobile printing via the HP Smart App, the Smart Tank 6001 is effortless to use. From crisp text documents to frame-worthy photos, the Smart Tank 6001 ensures premium-quality prints while making printing convenient and worry-free. Enjoy $110 off now through 7/5.
Presented by HP.
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Patricks AL1 Anti Lag Capsules
Jet lag doesn't care how you fly — first, business, or grinding economy. PATRICKS AL1 Anti-Lag Capsules were designed for those who cross time zones like intersections, balancing boardrooms in Tokyo with sunsets in Tulum. The dual-capsule system is simple: AM sharpens focus with nootropics like Bacopa and L-Theanine, while PM calms the system with Ashwagandha, Passionflower, and anti-inflammatories like Turmeric. No stimulants. No crash. Just calibrated recovery tested at 38,000 feet and built to stash in your dopp kit or glovebox. Whether you're landing for meetings or mojitos, AL1 helps you arrive as the best version of yourself.
Presented by PATRICKS.
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Life Raft
Another friendship is severed over in the war between cookie and creme.
Meet Mr. Wolfdog
The latest member of the Old Spice team is very pleased to meat you. As Chief Director of Marketing, Mr. Wolfdog is ready to lead the creative pack to more, viral success with the brand's newest line of wild scents.
