The Magic Clap by The Coup
Patton Oswalt acting out the lyrics to he latest single from The Coup's Sorry To Bother You album is the balm.
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Where To Go During A Zombie Apocalypse
While you're worried about warding off hoards of the undead with your Machete Slingshot, David Hunter is geographically kicking the zombie apocalypse's ass.
Here Is Your Cup Of Coffee
From the plantations in South America to their Portland mugs, Heart Coffee Roasters documents the entire process that goes into your morning cup of joe.
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SHRED Gym & Home Workout App
SHRED turns your phone into a hyper-personal trainer. With AI-adapted programs built by top fitness coaches, it molds workouts to your goals, schedule, and equipment—whether you're lifting at home or hitting the gym. Want hypertrophy, weight loss, or bodyweight routines? It's got you. Track progress, grab feedback, and swap plans seamlessly as you improve. Think: coach-designed results without the gym clock drama.
Presented by SHRED.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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F**K You Science
Dinosaurs are awesome. Feathers are not. NSFW.
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Nike ACG Izy
Born from Nike's All Conditions Gear lineage, the ACG Izy takes the moccasin's timeless ease and reshapes it for modern explorers. It slips on in seconds, locks in with a durable build, and rides on cushioning that turns concrete or trail into a pillow. The outsole grips with confidence, the midsole rebounds to the moon and back, while the silhouette refuses to chase trends—built instead to outlast them. The Izy isn't just about getting from point A to point B; it's about making the journey effortless, with comfort and style in every step.
Presented by Nike.
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Promescent Delay Spray
Promescent Delay Spray is built for control and confidence—formulated with 10 mg of lidocaine per spray and powered by patented Anti-Transfer technology to keep the effects where they matter. Backed by urologists, this discreet spray design offers a doctor-recommended option for lasting performance.
Presented by Promescent.
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Could We Record Our Dreams?
Ever had a dream so amazing you wish you could play it over and over again? Well according to AsapSCIENCE, we are closer than ever to making your dream of recording your dreams come true.
Fans React to Game Of Thrones
If you're still picking your jaw up off the ground over last night's episode of Game of Thrones, it looks like you're not alone. Here's a compilation of fans freaking out over the Red Wedding. NSFW.
