The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
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Linsanity Trailer
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Aerial Laser Tag
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Medterra Daily Delight Gummies
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
Presented by Medterra.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Polybius
With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
Sweet Lorraine
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
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David Gandy Crew Set
David Gandy Wellwear's Ultimate Crew Set of 3 elevates everyday comfort with a tailored edge. Cut in a flattering slim fit, each tee is crafted from a premium cotton-modal-elastane blend that feels as good as it looks. Treated with Wellwear Breathe technology for anti-odor and anti-bacterial benefits, they're perfect for layering or wearing solo. With three in the set, you'll always have a fresh go-to on hand for a clean, confident fit — day in, day out.
Presented by David Gandy.
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Apple Music: Summer 2025
Put your vinyls down and command your soundtrack with Apple Music. Discover the new releases, explore updated charts, and dive into curated playlists. This summer, we've been enjoying the Appalachian folk of Tyler Childers' Snipe Hunter, Deftones' gritty Private Music, Turnstile's high-octane Never Enough, and Tyler, the Creator's dancefloor-ready Don't Tap the Glass. The interface is built to keep you flowing across your devices, so you're always ready to listen, no matter if you're on a plane, train, or just melting into a recliner at home.
Presented by Apple Music.
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Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Audition Tape
A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
WWE's Most Painful Moments
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.
