The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
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Nature's Craft Cleansing Artichoke + L-Carnitine blends plant-powered detox with metabolic support in a single daily capsule. At its core is artichoke extract, long valued for supporting bile flow and digestive comfort, paired with L-Carnitine to help your body metabolize fats and maintain energy. Vegan-friendly, non-GMO, and made without filler junk, it's designed for anyone who wants a cleaner internal reset without juggling half a dozen pills. Add a touch of natural support to your daily routine and let a little botanical help take the edge off digestion and overall well-being.
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With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.
Golf's shift from rigid tradition to cultural crossover sets the stage for the Hurley x Levelwear collaboration. Bringing together Hurley's surf-and-skate heritage with Levelwear's modern performance approach, the limited-edition collection reimagines golf apparel for players who treat the course as a place for self-expression as much as competition. Contemporary silhouettes are built with sustainable materials and athletic cuts, designed to perform during a round and carry easily into everyday wear. Hawaiian-inspired prints nod to Hurley's roots, adding color and character without losing technical credibility. It's a lineup made for a new generation of golfers who see style, sport, and community as inseparable.
Presented by Levelwear.
Liquid Salad by Liquid+ turns your daily produce into something you can drink in seconds, packing 13 fruits and vegetables, 11 essential vitamins, and 8 g of prebiotic fiber into a single liquid pouch that tastes like sweet apple with a hint of greens. Designed to bridge the gap between convenience and nutrition, it offers nutrient‑dense goodness at a fraction of the cost and calories of pricey juice shops or salad bars, with no added sugar, preservatives, or gluten and third‑party testing to back quality. Whether you're chasing gut health, smoother digestion, or an easy way to sneak more functional foods into your day, this grab‑and‑go drinkable salad strips out the prep work and delivers whole‑food nutrition wherever life takes you
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The most depressing thing about Charlene deGuzman's smartphone short is that it is completely accurate.