The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
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Linsanity Trailer
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Aerial Laser Tag
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
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TribeTokes Gummies
TribeTokes' Delta-9 THC Gummies deliver a smooth, balanced experience with clean ingredients and consistent dosing designed for easygoing, social enjoyment. The lineup now adds Pineapple as a new flavor, bringing a bright, tropical twist to the mellow Buzzed effect. Approachable and reliably crafted, they offer a simple way to enjoy THC without overthinking the dose.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Nature's Craft Chlorophyll Capsules
These chlorophyll capsules bring a dose of daily detox support to your wellness routine with a simple, no-nonsense formula aimed at internal refreshment. Packed with plant-derived chlorophyll, they're designed to help neutralize odors, support digestion, and promote overall internal balance without fuss or flavor. Easy to toss into your day alongside water or your morning routine, they offer a straightforward way to tap into nature's green goodness without juicing or prep. For anyone chasing a subtle boost to digestive and detox habits, this supplement makes the habit effortless.
Presented by Nature’s Craft.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Polybius
With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
Sweet Lorraine
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
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Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Audition Tape
A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
WWE's Most Painful Moments
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Shoe
Propel forward with speed tuned for long-distance performance. The Nike Alphafly 3 Road Running Shoes are designed around marathon pacing, combining two propulsive Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber Flyplate that stores and returns energy with each step. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe delivers a fresh, responsive ride from the first mile to the finish line. Lightweight construction and notched laces make this the most responsive Alphafly yet, supporting speed and endurance in a way that makes long runs feel effortless—and personal bests easier to chase.
Presented by Nike.
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MyVegas Slots
myVEGAS Slots turns casual spins into real-world perks, offering a free-to-play slots experience that rewards players with cruises, hotel stays, dining credits, and exclusive experiences. With no deposits or real-money gambling, players simply spin, earn Loyalty Points, and redeem them for tangible rewards from partners like Norwegian Cruise Line and Las Vegas resorts. It is an easy, risk-free way for slot fans to enjoy the thrill of the game while unlocking memorable experiences beyond the screen.
Presented by MyVegas.
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I Forgot My Phone
The most depressing thing about Charlene deGuzman's smartphone short is that it is completely accurate.
