The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
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Linsanity Trailer
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Aerial Laser Tag
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
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Nathan & Sons Boars Hair Toothbrush Kit
A bit of old-world care returns to the daily routine with Nathan & Sons' Boar's Hair Toothbrush Kit, a refined grooming set built around quality and simplicity. Each brush uses natural boar bristles to gently condition gums and polish enamel, paired with classic wooden handles that add an understated, heirloom feel. Thoughtfully packaged and travel ready, it turns an everyday habit into a small but intentional ritual.
Presented by Nathan & Sons.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Polybius
With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
Sweet Lorraine
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
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Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Audition Tape
A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
WWE's Most Painful Moments
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.
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Urban Armor Gear iPad Cases
Urban Armor Gear's latest lineup of iPad cases treats Apple's tablets like the tools they actually are. Designed for the 2025 iPad Pro, iPad, and iPad Air, the Scout Plus, Plyo LT Folio, and Metropolis SE Folio each balance protection, usability, and restraint without drifting into overbuilt bulk. The Scout Plus keeps things light and rugged with TPU construction, corner impact protection, and a built-in kickstand that makes hands-free work or streaming effortless. Plyo LT Folio strips the idea down to clean lines and smart details, pairing an armor shell with a soft impact core, integrated kickstand, Apple Pencil storage, and subtle customization via interchangeable camera rings. At the top end, the Metropolis SE Folio blends business polish with military-grade drop protection, adding a multi-angle kickstand and refined color options that feel equally at home in meetings or on the move. It's a modular approach to protection that respects how iPads are actually used day to day.
Presented by Urban Armor Gear.
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Epiphany Clit Arousal Serum
Take your partner from zero to horny in seconds. Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum focuses on amplifying sensation in the most sensitive part of the female body. The silky, pH-balanced formula isn't a lubricant, but a serum that works with the body's natural responses to heighten sensation using just a drop or two. A warm, gentle tingling sensation instantly increases awareness and sensitivity without overwhelming. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, it's an award-winning, doctor recommended approach to elevating foreplay and igniting her desire.
Presented by Epiphany.
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I Forgot My Phone
The most depressing thing about Charlene deGuzman's smartphone short is that it is completely accurate.
