The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
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Linsanity Trailer
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Aerial Laser Tag
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
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Vena Xtra Bliss High Potency Gummies
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Lundi Wilson Travel Bag
Designed for short getaways, the Lundi Wilson Travel Bag masterfully combines style and functionality. Crafted from supple, semi-vegetable-tanned full-grain leather, this compact yet spacious bag offers 30 liters of storage with specialized compartments for your clothes, a 13"-14" laptop, cables, accessories, and even shoes in dedicated exterior pockets. Thoughtfully designed, it features YKK metal zippers, a soft Alcantara lining, and a leather strap with recycled felt padding for comfortable shoulder carry. Crafted with eco-conscious materials from LWG-certified tanneries and durable brass hardware, the design exudes both sustainability and timeless elegance. Available in Cognac, Black, Navy, and Chestnut, the Wilson Travel Bag is the ultimate travel companion.
Presented by Lundi.
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Polybius
With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
Sweet Lorraine
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Aspinal Of London Weekend Bag
Equal parts style and utility, the Aspinal of London Weekend Bag is designed for seamless transitions from locker room to boardroom. Handcrafted from durable, lightweight nylon canvas with premium full-grain leather trim, this refined carryall balances contemporary masculinity with practical function. A spacious main compartment, internal pockets, and an external zippered pocket keep your essentials neatly organized, while leather handles and a detachable webbing shoulder strap offer versatile carry options. Perfect as a gym bag, travel companion, or lightweight cabin bag, it's a sophisticated essential for life on the move.
Presented by Aspinal Of London.
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Aaron Paul's Breaking Bad Audition Tape
A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
WWE's Most Painful Moments
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.
