The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
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HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss. Use code QCU3R818 for 10% off.
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With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
The HairMax Ultima 12 LaserComb is a drug-free, FDA-cleared device that uses low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote regrowth. In just 8 minutes per session, three times a week, it's built for ease of use while delivering fuller, denser results over time. Clinical studies suggest LLLT devices like this can improve hair thickness when used consistently.
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SHRED turns your phone into a hyper-personal trainer. With AI-adapted programs built by top fitness coaches, it molds workouts to your goals, schedule, and equipment—whether you're lifting at home or hitting the gym. Want hypertrophy, weight loss, or bodyweight routines? It's got you. Track progress, grab feedback, and swap plans seamlessly as you improve. Think: coach-designed results without the gym clock drama.
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A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.