The Onion Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus Depletion
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
And you thought the Onion News Network only covered fake news.
From piano school dropout to NBA phenomenon, this documentary tells the incredible underdog story of Jeremy Lin. Live the Linsanity all over again in select theaters October 4th 2013.
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May take the Lexus LFA, the new Dodge Viper, and the latest Aston Martin Vanquish for a spin around a deserted desert race track, while dodging airborne attacks from Italian Marchetti planes.
Clinical hair restoration has evolved into an accessible at-home solution without the need for transplants or lengthy medical procedures. The iRESTORE Elite pushes that technology further with a clinic-grade red light therapy helmet engineered to naturally combat hereditary hair loss while improving overall scalp health. Using the brand's Lumitech technology, the system combines lasers and LEDs to support hair density, thickness, scalp circulation, and ATP production. A total of 500 medical-grade lasers and LEDs provide broader coverage than traditional hair growth caps while penetrating beneath the scalp's surface to target follicles more effectively. The wearable system delivers professional-grade red light therapy treatments from home without bulky equipment or recurring clinic appointments. Enjoy $900 off during their Memorial Day sale.
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With the NFL schedule dropped it's officially time for Miami Dolphins fans to start mapping out their season. As the Official Travel Partner of the Miami Dolphins, Skyscanner's Miami Dolphins Travel Planner streamlines the entire game day getaway by helping fans compare flights, hotels, and car rentals in one place. Whether you're flying into South Florida for a weekend at Hard Rock Stadium, following the Dolphins on the road, or traveling as an opposing fan, the platform makes it easy to score deals and turn every matchup on the schedule into a full-fledged football trip.
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With this electronic love song, James Houston gives a nostalgic farewell to the forgotten technology of our childhood.
After reading about Green Shoe Studio's singer-songwriter competition, 96-year-old Fred Stobaugh decided to pay tribute to his wife of 75 years. With little music experience to offer, the Illinois-based studio tuned the widower's lyrics into a song entitled "Oh Sweet Lorraine." Here's how it all went down.
A long-haired Aaron Paul auditions for the role of Walter White's meth-cooing sidekick for AMC's Breaking Bad. He obviously nails it.
With some help from ladders, tables, and the occasional thumbtack, WWE Superstars prove that wrestling isn't just a bunch of chest slaps and leg drops.
Caring for your feline friend has never been easier with PrettyLitter's innovative, lightweight cat litter, simplifying cleaning while monitoring your cat's health by changing colors when it detects potential abnormalities. Offering advanced odor control and a low-dust formula, it keeps your home fresh while being gentle and light for sensitive paws. Plus, with the convenience of a subscription service, PrettyLitter helps you catch health issues early, potentially saving you time, money, and even your cat's life. Order today and enjoy a Memorial Day BOGO offer Buy One, Get One Free on first month's subscription
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Nike launches the Vomero 18 with a stacked cushioning setup designed for longer miles and everyday training. The silhouette combines ZoomX foam layered above ReactX foam to create a softer ride while maintaining responsiveness underfoot. Additional outsole pods are positioned at high-contact zones to improve agility and smooth out heel-to-toe transitions across pavement, treadmills, and track surfaces. A padded tongue and reinforced upper add structure to the fit, while the retro-inspired colorway pushes the Vomero beyond running and into everyday wear equally built for early morning mileage, coffee stops, and city streets afterward.
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The most depressing thing about Charlene deGuzman's smartphone short is that it is completely accurate.