No, don't do that. But AsapSCIENCE tells you what would happen if you did.
Never before, never again is right. COme take a 600 foot bungee jump off Magwa Falls, South Africa.
Nike brings a streetwear icon to the fairway with the Air Max 1 '86 OG G Golf Shoe. Blending retro flair with performance-ready tech, this updated classic features the original four-window design, offering a full view of its signature Max Air cushioning—now tuned for the golf course. A synthetic water-resistant upper, spikeless traction, and full-length foam midsole deliver comfort and grip through every round, rain or shine. Finished with the vintage "Nike Air" heel logo and unmistakable 1986-inspired detailing, it's a timeless silhouette built for year-round play.
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Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Now available in two cuts: the original, best-selling Slim Fit and the new Straight Fit, which offer a roomier fit from the knee down.
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Sometimes they come back. Internet video archives and Bradley Cooper make Louis C.K. chew on a mouthful of his own words.
Everything is better with a little Batman. PistolShrimps takes The Bat and drops him into scenes from classic films.
The HP LaserJet Pro 3101sdw delivers fast and reliable high-performance printing without the hassle built for your business needs. Engineered for speed, it churns out crisp black-and-white prints at 35 pages per minute while seamlessly handling scanning and copying tasks. With award-winning reliability, automatic Wi-Fi reconnection, and pro-grade security via HP Wolf Pro, your workflow stays smooth and protected. Effortless mobile printing, eco-conscious features like recyclable toner cartridges, and multiple connectivity options make it a smart choice for any modern workspace. Upgrade to pro-level performance — no headaches, just results.
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Designed for performance and everyday comfort, the Men's Sport Trainer Sock Bundle showcases six pairs of premium organic cotton socks built for movement. Featuring a blister tab, cushioned sole, and ribbed arch bands, they provide superior support whether you're crushing a workout or relaxing during the weekend. Crafted in England from GOTS-certified organic cotton, these socks prioritize sustainability and ensure ethical sourcing and fair working conditions. A seamless toe finish adds a touch of luxury, proving that high-performance gear doesn't have to compromise comfort or style.
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Sam Tageson was born with a heart condition. Sam Tageson got to fulfill a life-long dream. Signed to a one day contract with the San Jose Sharks, Sam got to spend a day on the ice with the team and skate through the shark's head onto the ice before a game.
Two pro tips: don't pick Gonzaga, and just save yourself the trouble and use President Obama's picks.