No, don't do that. But AsapSCIENCE tells you what would happen if you did.
Never before, never again is right. COme take a 600 foot bungee jump off Magwa Falls, South Africa.
Nike revisits its court heritage with the Tennis Classic RPM, reworking the country club staple through the lens of 1970s tennis culture and modern streetwear. The silhouette retains its low-profile shape while introducing textured uppers inspired by vintage watchbands and luxury accessories, giving the shoe a more layered look across the toe box and side panels. Gold detailing sharpens the contrast against the black full-grain leather construction. Underneath, layered cushioning and a foam midsole provide a responsive ride, while a stitched rubber cupsole and herringbone outsole maintain the traction and durability expected from a court shoe. Equally suited for early mornings at the tennis courts of Santa Monica and late nights through Chicago's streets, balancing classic sport design with an elevated but casual presence.
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Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
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Sometimes they come back. Internet video archives and Bradley Cooper make Louis C.K. chew on a mouthful of his own words.
Everything is better with a little Batman. PistolShrimps takes The Bat and drops him into scenes from classic films.
Sam Tageson was born with a heart condition. Sam Tageson got to fulfill a life-long dream. Signed to a one day contract with the San Jose Sharks, Sam got to spend a day on the ice with the team and skate through the shark's head onto the ice before a game.
Two pro tips: don't pick Gonzaga, and just save yourself the trouble and use President Obama's picks.
GNC is rethinking the creatine aisle with a new performance-focused lineup that scales from beginner staples to fully stacked muscle-support systems. The range starts with the straightforward Pro Performance Creatine Monohydrate, delivering the research-backed 5-gram dose athletes have trusted for decades, before moving into more advanced territory with the new Creatine + HMB formula for added recovery support, Beyond Raw's dual-action Creatine MonoPhate, and the flagship AMP Creabolic, a triple-action blend combining creatine, myHMB, and PeptiStrong in one scoop. Across the lineup, the focus stays on transparent formulas, clinically relevant ingredients, and banned-substance-tested performance without the proprietary blends or overbuilt stimulant formulas crowding the category.
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Nike launches the Vomero 18 with a stacked cushioning setup designed for longer miles and everyday training. The silhouette combines ZoomX foam layered above ReactX foam to create a softer ride while maintaining responsiveness underfoot. Additional outsole pods are positioned at high-contact zones to improve agility and smooth out heel-to-toe transitions across pavement, treadmills, and track surfaces. A padded tongue and reinforced upper add structure to the fit, while the retro-inspired colorway pushes the Vomero beyond running and into everyday wear equally built for early morning mileage, coffee stops, and city streets afterward.
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This Wheel of Fortune contestant does the almost-impossible - nails it on the first try without getting any hints from his letter choices.
Astronaut Chris Hadfield gives a TED talk on having the world's scariest and best job - being an astronaut.