Trumptastic Voyage
Homer takes a trip through the largely unexplored realm of Donald Trump's hairpiece.
Homer takes a trip through the largely unexplored realm of Donald Trump's hairpiece.
When you have a solid product and loyal customer base, word gets around.
Born from the rugged DNA of the iconic Caribou boot - designed to withstand Canada's harshest winters - the Callsign Horizon sneaker is a bold architectural evolution: honoring the brand's legacy while looking towards the future. Available in two silhouettes for both men and women - Low GTX and Mid GTX - the collection fuses heritage utility with bold design. The Low leans into sneaker style with all-season performance, while the Mid, featuring a higher profile, is built to conquer both snowstorms and city streets.
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Beyond Alpha's Testosterone Breakthrough arrives as a science-meets-straightforward solution for guys looking to reclaim drive, strength, and shape. Powered by a 14-ingredient botanical and mineral formula—think Ashwagandha, Tongkat Ali, Zinc, Boron, Fenugreek and more—it promises a rapid lift in energy, focus, and performance, with results some users say they feel in as little as 10 hours and more tangible changes, like leaner muscle and mood boosts, in a few weeks. It's clean, triple-tested, backed by a 60-day money-back guarantee, and designed to enhance disciplined routines—not replace them
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The true story behind the most ubiquitous phrase in the English language.
Rob Gronkowski and David Ortiz may have just created the coffee-lovers summer anthem.
Nike's 2025 MLB Postseason Collection brings the energy of October baseball to your everyday lineup, fusing sport and style as the chase for the crown heats up. The range offers lightweight tees for unseasonably warm fall days and heavier long sleeves and sweatshirts for when the autumn air turns crisp in the ballpark. Each piece carries your team's colors with bold clarity, making it easy to rep your side whether you're in the stands, on the street, or catching the game from home. Built for the postseason stage, it's gear that moves with the moment—and with you.
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Born from Nike's All Conditions Gear lineage, the ACG Izy takes the moccasin's timeless ease and reshapes it for modern explorers. It slips on in seconds, locks in with a durable build, and rides on cushioning that turns concrete or trail into a pillow. The outsole grips with confidence, the midsole rebounds to the moon and back, while the silhouette refuses to chase trends—built instead to outlast them. The Izy isn't just about getting from point A to point B; it's about making the journey effortless, with comfort and style in every step.
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Put on a pair of headphones, turn out the lights, and find your oasis of calm. NSFW.
Enjoy over 11 years of Martian goodness from the eyes of the Marathon rover.