Underwater Nightclub
A nightclub where all the girls are in bikinis and you can't hear a thing that comes out of their mouths. Sounds like our kind of place.
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Super Modern Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. got a 3D update. Now with 100% more gore.
Bodybuilding Grandma
Ernestine Shepherd is a 75-year-old bodybuilding grandma who can kick your ass and bake you cookies all at the same time.
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Collars & Co. Cotton and Cashmere Crew Neck Sweater
Collars & Co.'s Luxury Touch Crew Neck Sweater blends cotton and cashmere for a lightweight knit that's as breathable as it is soft. Cut for year-round wear, it delivers warmth without bulk, built-in UV protection, and natural odor resistance, making it as functional as it is refined. Finished in classic black — and other timeless shades — it's a versatile layer that moves seamlessly from work to weekend.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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MyHeritage DNA Kit
MyHeritage DNA turns your ancestry curiosity into a full-scale exploration—with just a two-minute cheek swab and a return to the lab. In about 3-4 weeks, you'll unlock an Ethnicity Estimate that breaks down your origins across more than 2,100 geographic regions, plus uncover DNA Matches that might connect you with relatives you didn't know existed. All results are delivered through CLIA- and CAP-certified processes in a secure, encrypted environment, giving you insight into your roots without sacrificing your data privacy. It's genealogical power you can hold in your palm—and a powerful tool for anyone looking to build a family history or explore their ethnic story.
Presented by MyHeritage.
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Drilling in Slow Motion
A Mega Muscle Drill chippin away at Carbon Steel is a slow motion delight.
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Hovercat
Nightline's Dan Harris knows the importance of a dub-stepping cat.
The Front Desk
30 Rock's John Lutz and SNL's Bill Hader, with his world-class turd brothers, star in the first episode for the new web series The Fron Desk.
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Whisker Litter-Robot 5 Pro
The Litter-Robot 5 Pro from Whisker turns litter box duty into hands-free convenience. It automatically sifts waste after each use so you never have to scoop, while AI-powered cameras monitor activity and identify individual cats in multi-pet homes. WasteID technology separates liquid from solid waste for better odor control, and the roomy interior with sealed waste drawer can handle up to five cats for days. With quiet cycles, an LED display, and full app integration for remote monitoring, it makes cat care effortless.
Presented by Whisker.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important disclosures: masterworks.com/cd
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Runway Model Fails
The next time you fall to your knees in the middle of the street, look at the bright side. At least you weren't walking in designer fashions infront of thousands of people and then put in a fails compilation.
What's This?
Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas tune comes of age in Stephen Sotor's alcoholic parody of the classic song.
