Underwater Nightclub
A nightclub where all the girls are in bikinis and you can't hear a thing that comes out of their mouths. Sounds like our kind of place.
A nightclub where all the girls are in bikinis and you can't hear a thing that comes out of their mouths. Sounds like our kind of place.
Super Mario Bros. got a 3D update. Now with 100% more gore.
Ernestine Shepherd is a 75-year-old bodybuilding grandma who can kick your ass and bake you cookies all at the same time.
Simple Life takes a more approachable approach to weight management, replacing rigid dieting and calorie counting with personalized habits, daily guidance, and a little help from AI. The app builds a plan around your goals and lifestyle, then brings together food and hydration tracking, movement, fasting, weight progress, and personalized insights in one streamlined experience. Its Avo AI coach provides daily check-ins and tailored guidance, while tools like the NutriScanner make logging meals and understanding what you're eating easier. It's a modern wellness platform built around consistency rather than extremes, designed to make healthier routines feel more manageable in everyday life.
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This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
A Mega Muscle Drill chippin away at Carbon Steel is a slow motion delight.
Nightline's Dan Harris knows the importance of a dub-stepping cat.
30 Rock's John Lutz and SNL's Bill Hader, with his world-class turd brothers, star in the first episode for the new web series The Fron Desk.
Built to withstand everyday use as well as extreme situations these rolled steel cans from Wavian are the highest quality fuel cans on the market today. The five-gallon can is easy to refill, stack, and transport and each can has a tight sealing cap with locking pin so they can be stored in any position. The cans also feature an interior rust-proof Rezol lining, internal breather pipe for splash-proof pouring, and carefully welded seams that prevent the cans from breaking, leaking, or venting fumes. Legal in all 50 states, the Wavian can's spout works on all diesel and equipment tanks as well as all gasoline vehicles with the included adapter. Available in black and olive.
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James Bond's adventures have taken him all over the globe — often on the same mission. Fellow British institution Globe-Trotter pays homage to 007's travels with this graphite grey carry-on. It's crafted from the brand's signature Vulcanized Fibreboard, which is both lightweight and rugged, and accessorized with black leather corners, handmade black leather handles, a co-branded metal plaque, and carbon steel locks. Inside is a rich navy drop-in lining with black webbing straps to keep contents secure in transit and a co-branded leather patch. Four wheels offer maneuverability in the airport or train station, and the compact case can be carried on and stored in the overhead compartment on most major airlines.
The next time you fall to your knees in the middle of the street, look at the bright side. At least you weren't walking in designer fashions infront of thousands of people and then put in a fails compilation.
Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas tune comes of age in Stephen Sotor's alcoholic parody of the classic song.