Vermin Supreme
Finally, a tyrant that we can trust. Let's see Obama try and top the Free Pony Platform.
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4,748 Self-Portraits and Counting
A more inspiring approach to the usual self-portrait-a-day projects, Jeff Harris has been snapping pictures of himself doing a different and interesting thing each day since 1999. It's not too late to start a New Year's resolution.
Stronger Glasses
Light-up replica glasses from the Kayne West "Stronger" video. That shit kray.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
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Alpha Lion Superhuman Burn Pre-Workout
The Alpha Lion Superhuman Burn blends pre-workout energy and fat-burning ambition into a single formula built to fire up sweat and intensity in one go. It mixes a tri-source caffeine system for sustained energy and focus with thermogenic ingredients like MitoBurn and CaloriBurn GP that aim to boost metabolism, stimulate fat oxidation, and maximize calorie burn during workouts and beyond. Add in support for nitric oxide production and endurance, and Superhuman Burn shows up as a one-and-done solution for anyone chasing both performance and fat-loss goals.
Presented by Alpha Lion.
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One Plastic Beach
Richard Lang and Judith Selby Lang are saving the world one piece of plastic at a time by taking all of that cruddy trash they find along the beach and turning it into original art pieces.
Slow Mo Stuff
Charles Bergquist's high speed reel will feed your need for slow mo awesomeness.
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Slow Mo Speed Comparison
Nothing wakes you up like shattering your coffe cup. Gav from The Slow Mo Guys tests different frame rates and gets out some aggression at the same time.
Double Exposure
The war between Canon and Nikon heats up when a hostage gets trapped on the wrong side of the lens.
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Tineco Pure ONE A50S Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner
The Tineco Pure One A50S is a compact, cordless stick vacuum built for whole-home cleaning with 185 W of suction, a 1 L bin, and up to 70 minutes of runtime. Its smart 3DSense Power Brush adjusts power automatically as it detects debris and lights the path so nothing gets missed. A foldable wand slips under furniture with ease, while a ZeroTangle brush keeps hair from wrapping. Lightweight, powerful, and easy to store, it brings pro-level performance to everyday cleaning.
Presented by Tineco.
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Skechers x John Deere Slip-ins
Skechers teams up with John Deere for a work shoe built to handle long days without slowing you down. The Slip Ins DLux Pro Reel Cutting pairs waterproof protection and slip resistant traction with a cushioned, relaxed fit that is easy to step into and comfortable from morning to night. Rugged enough for the job site and comfortable enough for everyday wear, it is a practical upgrade for anyone who puts their footwear to work.
Presented by Skechers.
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A Very Calvin & Hobbes Christmas
A horrific holiday tribute to Bill Watterson with Jim Frommeyer and Teague Chrystie's nightmarish recreation of Calvin and Hobbes' snow sculptures.
Indyanimation
Jeff Gurwood's shot-for-shot action figure remake of the opening scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark will be the most exciting six minutes of your day.
