The best birds to be flipped in films accompanied by Cee Lo Green's appropriately titled single, "F**k You." NSFW.
Joel Murray and Tara Lynne Barris are cleaning up America one worthless reality star at a time in Bobcat Goldthwait's latest flick. In theaters May 11, 2012.
Hand-poured with perfume-grade fragrance oils and high-quality soy wax, this charcoal candle is a natural fit for your monochrome lifestyle. It's loaded with cedarwood and sandalwood aromas, with notes of smoky amber and oud and formulated with a unique wax and 3-wicks for a strong and clean burn of around 120 total hours.
Designed for military and law enforcement use, this all-purpose knife has a 5.25-inch blade with a black non-glare finish and black rubber scales. Turn it around, and there's a point for emergency glass-breaking. Made by hand in North Carolina. As seen in Uncrate Issue 03.
Blade length: 5.25" / Overall length: 9.87" / Blade thickness: 0.1875"
Guy Pearce and Maggie Grace are stuck in a prison with criminals too insane to even be on planet Earth. Oh, and it's falling out of the sky. With the president's daughter onboard. Orbiting into theaters April 20, 2012.
If you've ever been locked out of your home or vehicle, you know that a lock pick set is an essential item to own. The MPXS-14 from Southord is one of the company's most popular, small and versatile with 14 individual pieces to help you open almost any lock. The set includes nine lockpicks with metal handles, a broken key extractor, and four tension tools to help you open deadbolts, padlocks, and most automobile locks. The set arrives in a durable, snap over leather case for easy transportation wherever you go.
Made using a time-tested perfumer's technique with the modern man in mind, each of these light scents can serve as a refreshing wake-up at any time of day. Each "fougère water" has rich rustic notes and a cooling aftereffect and is safe for clothing and all skin types. Choose from old-fashioned 50s cologne-inspired Cedar St. Tavern, the classic fabric notes of the Gabardine 1879, or the loose and airy scent of Hanging Rock Creek.
Milla Jovovich just can't get enough Resident Evil. In theaters September 14, 2012.