The song's not our favorite, but this is David Bowie's first album in 10 years, and it's got Tilda Swinton in it. So there you go.
Made in the heart of Paris in a workshop built by Gustave Eiffel, these writing pads are an elegant step up from your average legal pad or sticky note. The sturdy metal frames hold 200 sheets of 5 1/3" x 8 1/4" paper, micro-perforated for easy removal. Non-slip backing keeps them in place during aggressive note jotting, and the textured brass nuts at the top make swapping in replacement pads a breeze. Available as a desk pad filled with blank paper, and the option to add on refill sheet sets of both blank or graph paper as desired.
Small Pads: 4" x 6.25"
Large Pads: 5.33" x 8.25"
Your ultimate wellness partner, the Theragun Elite helps you massage away pain and tightness from the comfort of your home. It's quieter than ever and seamlessly integrates into the Therabody app which offers routines for before, during, and after activity. The Elite comes with an OLED screen with Force Meter, 5 built-in speeds, and a high amplitude percussion massage that tackles pain precisely 40 times per second. It's not only quiet and precise, but has 40lbs of force to reach 60% deeper into the muscle than consumer-grade vibration massagers to stimulate circulation, generate heat, and release your deepest tension.
Presented by Theragun.
Presented by Theragun.
Mr. and Mrs. Ron Swanson get all Riskay with this rap cover. NSFW lyrics, yo bitch ass fool.
If you ever wanted to know how ginormous the Universe really is, just watch this video and you will basically be an Astronomer. Basically.
Strikingly designed, these Nesmuk Janus Steak Knives are more than a pretty face. The alloy used to make them is blended with a trace amount of nitrogen for strength and durability, then given an extremely hard black DLC coating that's scratch resistant, reduces friction, and further protects the blade. For contrast, the black blade is then paired with a hand-finished light oak handle that fits perfectly in your hand. Made in Germany.
Blade Length: 4.5" / Handle Length: 4.25" / Overall Length: 8.8" / Weight: 5.6 oz.
As seen in Uncrate Issue 04.
A proper wet shave requires proper tools. This concrete shave bowl ensures your old school grooming regimen is complete, giving your traditional shaving soap a home that's presentable on your vanity. A bamboo insert for the bottom ensures your shaving soap is easy to remove and allows for easy cleaning of the shaving bowl when needed. Simply take the bamboo insert out if you prefer using a more modern cream that can be stored safely inside the concrete bowl for easy access without the mess of tubes lying around for that significant other to complain about.
Everybody needs some tough love from a group of insanely cute, yet horribly disappointed-looking animals. Now get your life together so these guys can relax.