Yeah, it probably will - because Arnold has a tank. And he wants you to come to California to crush stuff with him in the tank for a good cause.
You too could have laurels and jello salad heaped at your feet - if you could but reboot the router. H. Jon Benjamin narrates this piece from McSweeney's Internet Tendency.
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The best cover of Pharrell's Happy you'll see all day - or maybe ever. Watch Dan Newbie get down on the wine glasses can cooking pans.
Pro skater Bob Burnquist has mastered skateboarding on dry land, so now he's going test the waters with this floating ramp on Lake Tahoe.
Designed for performance and everyday comfort, the Men's Sport Trainer Sock Bundle showcases six pairs of premium organic cotton socks built for movement. Featuring a blister tab, cushioned sole, and ribbed arch bands, they provide superior support whether you're crushing a workout or relaxing during the weekend. Crafted in England from GOTS-certified organic cotton, these socks prioritize sustainability and ensure ethical sourcing and fair working conditions. A seamless toe finish adds a touch of luxury, proving that high-performance gear doesn't have to compromise comfort or style.
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The Nike Pegasus Trail 5 is built for those who refuse to choose between pavement and the path less traveled. Designed for trail running and hiking, it features a new ReactX foam midsole for a softer, more responsive ride with a lower carbon footprint. The lightweight mesh upper keeps things breathable while locking out dirt, while Nike's All Terrain Compound rubber delivers maximum support and traction in any condition. A Flywire midfoot wrap ensures a snug, secure fit when the terrain gets tricky. Whether you're chasing speed on the road or adventure in the wild, the Pegasus Trail 5 is laced and ready.
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