Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

Well, at least it's not trying to hide its possible side effects (we're looking at you, Chipotle hot sauce). Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce ($14) is a devastating blend of mustard, scotch bonnet peppers, salt, onions, water, vinegar, sugar, and some other goods that's ready to add a healthy blast of heat to pretty much anything you put it on. Just use it wisely — and by wisely, we mean don't load up on it at breakfast before heading out to a festival where your only chance of relief lies in the line for the porta potty.

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Bombas Socks

Since their launch over ten years ago, Bombas has been dedicated to making high-quality clothing — first just socks, now tees, underwear, and more — while providing the same essentials to people in need. This holiday season, they're offering up to 15% off select packs while donating an essential clothing item to those in need for each item purchased. From Performance ankle and no-show socks to slippers and boxer briefs, their men's line has you covered, and there are options for ladies and kids. Their gift boxes remove the need to wrap — socks don't play well with wrapping paper, after all — and new customers can save an additional 25% off all socks, with free shipping for orders $125 and up.

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Trojan Dual Pleasure Vibrating Ring

Toys made for her often vibrate. The male anatomy only vibrates as much as we can move our body. The Trojan Dual Pleasure Vibrating Ring splits the difference. It's made with a soft-touch ring that helps extend the sessions for him, connected to a ribbed vibrating to stimulate her. Crafted from soft-touch silicone, it's water-resistant to survive wet play, offers eight different intensities for personalized pleasure, and is USB rechargeable so it's good for multiple sessions, no matter how long they last.

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UNALTERED Muscle Builder Supplement

Crafted for active individuals seeking to boost muscle performance, maintain healthy hormone levels, and support daily energy, UNALTERED Muscle Builder is the latest cutting-edge supplement to meet all your fitness needs. This formula combines clinically studied ingredients: Vitamin D, Zinc, Korean Red Ginseng, Ashwagandha Root Extract, Tribulus Terrestris Extract, and Boron Citrate meeting the highest standards of quality and safety. Designed to increase muscle size and strength, UNALTERED Muscle Builder also accelerates recovery, improves energy levels, enhances stamina, and supports hormone balance. Derived from natural ingredients, it's the ultimate muscle-building supplement for men seeking to elevate their results.

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Grüns Daily Nutrition Gummies

92% of people have a nutrition gap, or are deficient in critical nutrients. Grüns Daily Nutrition Gummies are formulated to fill it. Containing over 20 vitamins and minerals derived from over 60 whole food ingredients, they help support gut health, energy, immunity, recovery, beauty, and focus. The pectin-based gummies are vegan, nut-free, gluten-free, dairy-free, and methylated to help your body absorb all the goodness. There are eight fruit-flavored gummies in each serving, making them a fun snack.

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