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Guinness Marshmallows

Unfortunately for most of us, St. Patrick's Day falls squarely at the beginning of the work week this year, getting in the way of what we'd really rather be doing: drinking. So instead of taking a discreet nip behind your desk, quell your cravings with these Guinness Marshmallows — at least until five o'clock rolls around. Made from Guinness single stout, sweetened with Penzey's vanilla extract, and rolled in crushed pretzels, each marshmallow is a one-by-one-inch cube of fluffy deliciousness. And, they're a lot loss likely to get you fired than a pint of Guiness if your boss catches you consuming them on the job (as long as you share).

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    Drunkin Donuts

    Well, that's pretty self-explanatory. Drunkin Donuts are what they say on the tin — alcohol-infused desserts that taste like your favorite party cocktails. Arriving in donut, cupcake, cannoli, brownie, and even truffle form, they'll liven up any gathering with the flavors of daiquiris, martinis, mudslides, creamsicles, piña coladas, champagne, white russians, caketinis — isn't that sort of cheating? — and even mai tais. And since every shipment is baked to order, you don't have to worry about your amaretto macaroon brownie arriving stale.

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    Wired Waffles

    They look like normal waffles — and depending on what flavor you get, they taste like them, too. But Wired Waffles pack a secret ingredient to help you get a jump start on your day. See, each 2.5oz waffle packs 200mg of caffeine, meaning that a breakfast of two waffles will pack more punch than a grande coffee from Starbucks. They come in tasty flavors like Bacon Maple, Sweet Sugar, Cinnamon, and Chocolate Chip, and should you decide you need an extra kick, they sell caffeinated maple syrup to serve along side it for the equivalent of a triple espresso breakfast.