Nevermind how you got in this state — if you're truly hungover, all you want to do is make it go away, and The Hungover Cookbook ($8) can help. Inside its cleverly dyslexic cover are classifications of six different types of hangovers with recipes for each, mind games, quizzes to see if you're actually hungover or just still drunk — yes, it happens — and jokes to help ease your shredded mind.
If you really love baseball — and we mean really — then perhaps you'd enjoy owning The Official Major League Baseball Opus ($300-$3,000). Available in 75 pound Marquee and 26 pound Classic editions, these amazing books offer up 1,000+ images and over 110,000 words or 400+ images and over 60,000 words, respectively, two-meter wide gatefolds showcasing classic baseball trading cards, and pictures of every World Series program ever. It's perfect reading material for passing the time between runs over the course of the sport's marathon-like 162 game season.
Not even the handiest among us can claim to have never fashioned together a crude-looking quick fix only to laugh when it failed in an unimaginable way. Taken straight from the Cheezburger blog of the same name, There, I Fixed It (No, You Didn't) ($10) is the ultimate coffee table book for the DIY-challenged, offering up over 200 full-color images of epic kludges, complete with all the snarky commentary you'd expect from the folks who got their start posting lolcats.