Three Times Carlin
Just in case you missed out on the wisdom of George Carlin's written humor, here's your second chance. Three Times Carlin ($12) brings the crazy one's three books — When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, Napalm and Silly Putty, and Brain Droppings — together in one killer 896-page compilation. Read responsibly — there's enough laughter fuel in here to seriously damage your sides.