F**k Me, Ray Bradbury
The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
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Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
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Bakscape Kit
Bakscape revolutionizes men's grooming with a time-saving, omni-directional shaver designed for effortless self-care. Its six precision titanium-coated foils deliver an ultra-close, irritation-free shave — whether wet or dry — while the friction-fit extendable handle ensures independent back, head, chest, and full-body grooming. Unlike bulky competitors prone to razor burn, Bakscape's sleek, efficient design offers complete coverage in just minutes, providing the ultimate grooming. Plus, enjoy 10% off your first subscription order with code BAKLBY10.
Presented by Bakscape.
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Hairmax Hair Regrowth Laser Treatments
For men navigating the milestones of modern life—building careers, raising families, chasing legacy—confidence matters, and it starts at the root. This Independence Day reclaim control and invest in clinically proven hair growth tech that works as hard as you do. From FDA-cleared laser devices to dermatologist-recommended treatments and supplements, each product is engineered to reverse the signs of thinning hair and restore your edge. Step into the next chapter looking forward, not back.
Presented by Hairmax.
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Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
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MyVegas Slots
If the Strip is calling but your schedule isn't playing along, myVEGAS Slots brings the buzz of the casino floor straight to your phone. This free-to-play app isn't just about racking up virtual chips; it's your gateway to real-world rewards like comped hotel stays, show tickets, and even luxury dining experiences from MGM Resorts. Whether you're on a coffee break or cruising at 30,000 feet, each spin gets you closer to Vegas perks without dropping a dime, and can even get you entries into the myVIP World Tournament of Slots. Taking place on Atlantis Paradise Island in the Bahamas on October 22-26, 2025, 500 players will compete in an invite-only slot tournament with the winner taking home a $1,000,000 prize.
Presented by MyVegas.
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Levi's® 511 Slim Fit Linen+Denim Men's Jeans
Born from the brand that invented the blue jean and refined for modern movement Levi's® 511 Linen+Denim Jeans deliver a perfect balance between tailored and effortless. Narrow through the seat and thigh with just enough room to breathe, it's a streamlined fit that looks put together without ever feeling try-hard. Finished with the iconic arcuate stitching and crafted in Linen+Denim — Levi's® latest fabric innovation that fuses authentic denim texture with breezy, lightweight linen — it's designed for everyday wear that moves with you. Add in just the right amount of stretch, and you've got jeans that feel as good as they look.
Presented by Levi's®.
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Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
