Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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Sennheiser Momentum Wireless Headphones
Legendary audio is no stranger to Sennheiser, and they're starting to become famous for their technological prowess as well. Powered with intuitive proximity sensors that sense when you take them off and on, the newest Momentum Wireless headphones are a perfect example. This upgrade means that as soon as they're unfolded, the headphones pair with your smartphone and begin to play the music or podcast you left off with, ensuring you never miss a second. In addition to the Auto On/Off feature, the 3rd generation headphones have a three-button interface for control of audio and calls and a dedicated button for voice assistants like Siri and Google Assistant. And the crystal clear audio and cushy leather cups and headband are still intact, along with 42mm transducers with active noise cancellation and up to 17 hours of battery life.
Presented by Sennheiser.
Ministry of Supply Velocity Dress Pant
Designed to outperform classic wool in every situation, these travel-ready dress pants might be the most versatile pair you've ever encountered. They're made using resilient stretch fabric that is engineered for motion but retains its crisp lines throughout your day. The soft-yet-strong fiber is soft to the touch, machine washable, wrinkle-free, and provides you with a modern fit that's both flattering and sharp. Available in slim or standard fits.
Presented by Ministry of Supply.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
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Oris James Morrison Academy of Music Limited Edition Watch
The Oris Artelier collection embodies the brand's commitment to heritage and innovation. The latest timepiece to join the line honors a living legend: Australian jazz musician James Morrison. Morrison founded the James Morrison Academy of Music which offers degree courses in jazz performance. The watch that honors Morrison features a 38mm case with a gradient 'dégradé' blue dial, golden hands and indices, and a case back engraved with the Academy of Music logo. The central seconds hand counterbalance is shaped like the finger hook of a trumpet: Morrison's favorite instrument. Limited to 1,234 pieces, the watch is finished with a black leather strap and a stainless steel folding clasp.
Presented by Oris.
Meater Smart Meat Thermometer
Nothing ruins a holiday feast like an overcooked turkey. Give your family the gift of a perfectly roasted bird by using the MEATER+. The world's first wireless and smart leave-in thermometer, its cordless probe remains inserted in anything from turkeys, hams, roast beef, and whole chickens while it grills, smokes, or bakes. As the meat is cooking, the thermometer connects to your smartphone and sends estimated cook times and temperature alerts via Bluetooth. It'll notify you when it's time to eat, allowing you to catch the day's football games without running the risk of serving dry, overdone drumsticks. With great deals this holiday season, it's the perfect time to pick one up for yourself or anyone on your list.
Presented by MEATER.
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Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Soft Serve Robot Commercial
Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
