Quiznos Human Sandwich
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.
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The Reality of Fantasy
The Titan's Chris Johnson gets proper treatment from the folks who own CJ2K in their fantasy football leagues. You do know you should be drafting Ray Rice this year instead, right?
ESPN's other fantasy commercials worth watching: Drafting Isn't Optional and Tuesdays Can Be Worse Than Mondays.
Invisible Monkey
So Dodge made a commercial with a monkey in it. Then PETA bitched. So Dodge did the sensible thing and removed him from the ad. Here's the original.
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The Collagen Co. Immunity Peptides
For those optimizing every hour of his day — ice baths at dawn, boardroom calls by noon, and flights by night — Immunity Collagen Peptides from The Collagen Co. offer a potent yet effortless boost. This Andean-inspired blend combines hydrolyzed grass-fed collagen with Vitamins C, A, D, and Zinc to support skin's immune barrier, gut defense, and joint function. With clarity, stamina, and vitality all in one scoop, it keeps you energized, resilient, and recovery-ready, without disrupting your daily routine.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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David Gandy Crew Set
David Gandy Wellwear's Ultimate Crew Set of 3 elevates everyday comfort with a tailored edge. Cut in a flattering slim fit, each tee is crafted from a premium cotton-modal-elastane blend that feels as good as it looks. Treated with Wellwear Breathe technology for anti-odor and anti-bacterial benefits, they're perfect for layering or wearing solo. With three in the set, you'll always have a fresh go-to on hand for a clean, confident fit — day in, day out.
Presented by David Gandy.
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Starburst Zombie
Dear Starburst, we want more commercials starring this annoyed undead gentleman. You are boring us back to death with your other commercials.
Dos Equis Most Interesting Man on Manscaping
To shave or not to shave, there is no question.
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Luca Faloni Summer Collection
Luca Faloni's Summer 2025 collection redefines effortless elegance, channeling Italian craftsmanship into warm-weather essentials that move seamlessly from sunlit terraces to rooftop cocktails. Think Portofino shirts and tailored trousers that strike a balance between relaxed and refined, pairing breathable feel with silhouettes sharpened by subtle design. Each piece, meticulously woven in Northern Italy, projects quiet confidence: versatile enough for a coastal stroll yet polished for the urban playbook. Take full advantage of summer's rhythm and indulge in Luca Faloni's latest collection of refined essentials.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Kenny Powers K-Swiss Tubes Commercial
Kenny Powers and Jeremy Shockey promote K-Swiss Tubes. TUBES! See all of the commercials.
Soft Serve Robot Commercial
Girls gone wild (for ice cream) thanks to one man's robotic creation.
