Dark Secret Mysterious Woman Funeral Service
A mysterious figure at the back of a funeral has intrigued culture for generations. Dark Secret, a New York service booked in advance through your own executor, sells you that same mystery for your own funeral. Leaving guests asking questions and making you and your past more intriguing, an unfamiliar woman dressed entirely in black arrives at the memorial, says nothing to anyone, mourns quietly from a distance, and leaves early. If approached, she will give no explanation for why she's there, just a small, heartbroken smile. Coverage runs across the city and its suburbs, with bookings requiring only 48 hours' notice. There are no refunds, a detail the company points out follows naturally from the fact that the person who ordered it won't be around to ask for one.

