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I Suck At Girls

I Suck At Girls

While the censored mess $#*! My Dad Says was yanked off the air faster than we could change the channel, the Twitter feed's author Justin Halpern doesn't seem to mind. I Suck At Girls ($12) is his latest foray into book writing, tackling the subjects of sex and love with trademark hilarity, as well as plenty of wisdom from his notorious father, his brother, and even ex-bosses — profanity and all.

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