Lynx Smart Grill
Take the guesswork out of your grilling with the Lynx Smart Grill. This voice-activated wonder automatically cooks your food based on your commands, linking to an online database to determine ideal cooking time and temperature for each ingredient, going so far as to tell you where on the grill to place everything to ensure that everything's done at the same time. Even better, it can send you text notifications when your food's ready, so you're free to entertain/watch the game/drink a beer while it takes care of the cooking. The only downside? It's not coming out until 2015.