Victorinox Swiss Army Champ Knife / $80+
Based on the classic Officer's model, the Victorinox Swiss Army Champ Knife is even more versatile, giving you the ability to tackle projects both large and small with a single tool. The prepared-for-anything knife has large and small blades, multiple sizes of screwdrivers, bottle and can openers, a multipurpose hook, toothpick, tweezers, a wire stripper, cutter, pliers, and scissors. *breath* Also metal and wood saws, a ruler, nail file, a punch, chisel, corkscrew, magnifying glass, and key ring. Is this the pinnacle of all Swiss Army Knives? Probably so.
Length: 3.6" / Height: 1.3" / Weight: 6.5 oz.