5 Guys Shot With 21,000 Paintballs
To raise awareness for Poverty Week, 5 brave/stupid/charitable dudes took a 21,000, rapid-fire paintball beating and have some gnarly looking bruises to prove it.
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You Get What You Pay For
"You get what you pay for" applies to both used cars and assassinations.
Sweet Child Of Mine
For what would have been Julia Child's 100th birthday, The French Chef cooks up a storm to Guns N' Roses "Sweet Child O' Mine."
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Duke Cannon Father's Day Gift Guide
Duke Cannon's Father's Day lineup leans into the brand's familiar formula of oversized grooming essentials, military-inspired packaging, and unapologetically rugged scent profiles, but beneath the tongue-in-cheek attitude sits a genuinely practical collection of daily-use upgrades. The gift guide ranges from heavyweight Big Ass Bricks of Soap and bourbon-forward beard care to colognes, tactical shower bundles, and shave kits built for dads who prefer utility over luxury-brand vanity. Everything arrives wrapped in Duke Cannon's signature blue-collar aesthetic, balancing humor with legitimately solid formulations made for hard-working skin, dry hands, and low-maintenance routines. It is less about reinventing grooming and more about turning everyday basics into something that feels giftable, durable, and distinctly masculine.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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Brixton Board Shorts Collection
Built for long days that start in the surf and end somewhere near the bar, Brixton's latest trunk lineup balances heritage styling with modern performance without leaning too hard into either. The Blitz Boardshort is the more aggressive option, a lightweight stretch trunk cut from quick-dry polyester and spandex with a water-repellent finish, invisible zip pocket, drainage eyelet, and bold graphic treatments that push beyond the standard washed-out beach palette. Available in both 19-inch and 21-inch outseams, it is engineered to move cleanly from paddle-outs to pool decks with minimal fuss. Countering it is the Classic Trunk 17", a stripped-back staple with clean lines, minimal branding, and an easy shorter cut that feels rooted in vintage surf culture while still delivering dependable quick-dry performance. Together, the collection hits the sweet spot between technical utility and everyday wearability, exactly where Brixton tends to do its best work.
Presented by Brixton.
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Watch The Throne Documentary
Elaborate gifts, dinner with Beyoncé, and a rap session with Russell Crowe. Just a few of the hightlights from the 10-minute documentary following the making of Kanye West and Jay Z's collaborative album Watch The Throne.
Usain Bolt Vs Every 100 Meter Medalist
See how Usain Bolt's record-setting 100 meter dash at the 2012 London Olympics stacks up against every Olympic medalist since 1986.
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Total Cat Immersion
Missing her companion at home, Seattle Children's Hospital gave one cat-loving patient an extra dose of kitty cheer by surrounding her with 3,000 pictures of Facebook felines, complete with the soothing sound of purrs.
Hell Broke Luce by Tom Waits
Since some of you youngsters had probably never heard of Tom Waits until a week ago (shame on you), here's a look at the raspy rocker in action for the newly released single off his 2011 album Bad As Me.
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Duke Cannon Supply Co. Puck Soap
Bar soap rarely gets an upgrade, but the Duke Cannon Soap Puck rethinks the format with a compact, palm-sized design built for grip, portability, and longevity. Triple-milled for a denser, longer-lasting bar, it delivers a rich lather while holding up better than typical soaps, making it just as suited for daily showers as it is for gym bags and travel kits. Formulated with natural oils and free of phthalates, it cleans without overcomplicating things, while the rounded puck shape feels deliberate in hand. It's a small shift in form that turns a basic essential into something more considered and durable.
Presented by Duke Cannon.
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Emerson Multivitamin
Daily supplementation gets a more deliberate approach with the Emerson Multivitamin, a physician-formulated blend built to simplify and strengthen a routine. Designed around 13 core vitamins and over 20 additional nutrients and antioxidants, it delivers comprehensive support for energy, immune function, cognitive performance, and overall health in a single daily system. Each dose is engineered to provide at least 100% of essential daily values, helping fill nutritional gaps without overcomplication, while premium ingredients like CoQ10, green tea extract, and resveratrol round out the formula. Finished in mint-essenced capsules for easier intake and packaged as a 30-day supply, it's a streamlined, no-nonsense foundation for staying consistent and performing at a higher level. Enjoy 60% off ahead of Father's Day.
Presented by ResponsibleMan.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Homemade Roller Coaster
We're still deciding if building a roller coaster with a 12-foot drop made from lumber, PVC, concrete in your back yard qualifies you for the best dad ever or the worst. Either way, our childhood is jealous.
A Long Day of Childhood
After a long day of school, homework, and walking in on your parents, only a heaping plate of Ragú-covered spaghetti — and years of therapy — will make you feel better.
