After Ever After
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
The Dark Knight crashes some of our favorite movies.
Just because you passed the first part of the test doesn't mean you're human. Here's another round of questions to make sure you're not an alien from another galaxy, posing as a middle-aged man.
T-Mobile's latest push pairs its 5-Year Price Guarantee with Samsung's Galaxy S26 lineup to make a simple point: premium doesn't have to mean overpriced. New customers can get the Galaxy S26 Ultra on us, up to $1,300, with a new line on the Experience Beyond plan and no trade required, while the S26+ lands on us up to $1,100 with eligible trade. Existing customers get access to the same aggressive offers, reinforcing a rare promise of equal treatment and transparent math. Structured around 24 monthly bill credits on qualifying plans, the campaign is aimed squarely at Verizon and AT&T switchers who want flagship hardware, clear savings, and no fine-print gymnastics. Best Galaxy meets best value, without the usual hoops.
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Gift cards are easy. Making them feel personal isn't. GroupTogether bridges that gap with its AnyCard, a multi-brand digital gift that lets recipients choose exactly what they want from more than 150 retailers, from airlines to apparel. Send one or one thousand in minutes, customize it with messages, logos, and card designs, and the recipient gets a polished digital unwrapping experience that feels closer to opening a real gift than clicking a link. There are no platform fees and no minimums, just a streamlined way to deliver a thoughtful, flexible gift without the guesswork.
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Pogo turns a trip to Kenya into a remixed feast for our eardrums.
Feel your brain melt and ooze out the orifices of your head as you watch a stream of water zigzag through the air when it's exposed to a 24hz sine wave.
Cinema Sins reminds us how terrible Battleship was.
The seven cliques of Westeros Valley High rule the halls in this Game of Thrones parody. Prom night is coming.
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
Another friendship is severed over in the war between cookie and creme.
The latest member of the Old Spice team is very pleased to meat you. As Chief Director of Marketing, Mr. Wolfdog is ready to lead the creative pack to more, viral success with the brand's newest line of wild scents.