After Ever After
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
The Dark Knight crashes some of our favorite movies.
Just because you passed the first part of the test doesn't mean you're human. Here's another round of questions to make sure you're not an alien from another galaxy, posing as a middle-aged man.
Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
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Urban Armor Gear's latest lineup of iPad cases treats Apple's tablets like the tools they actually are. Designed for the 2025 iPad Pro, iPad, and iPad Air, the Scout Plus, Plyo LT Folio, and Metropolis SE Folio each balance protection, usability, and restraint without drifting into overbuilt bulk. The Scout Plus keeps things light and rugged with TPU construction, corner impact protection, and a built-in kickstand that makes hands-free work or streaming effortless. Plyo LT Folio strips the idea down to clean lines and smart details, pairing an armor shell with a soft impact core, integrated kickstand, Apple Pencil storage, and subtle customization via interchangeable camera rings. At the top end, the Metropolis SE Folio blends business polish with military-grade drop protection, adding a multi-angle kickstand and refined color options that feel equally at home in meetings or on the move. It's a modular approach to protection that respects how iPads are actually used day to day.
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Pogo turns a trip to Kenya into a remixed feast for our eardrums.
Feel your brain melt and ooze out the orifices of your head as you watch a stream of water zigzag through the air when it's exposed to a 24hz sine wave.
Cinema Sins reminds us how terrible Battleship was.
The seven cliques of Westeros Valley High rule the halls in this Game of Thrones parody. Prom night is coming.
London Sock Company's Classic Trainer socks are lightweight, breathable Scottish Lisle cotton essentials built for comfort and style. This 12-pair set offers versatile colors with subtle ribbing and logo detail, perfect for slipping into trainers while keeping a polished, understated look.
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T-Mobile's latest push pairs its 5-Year Price Guarantee with Samsung's Galaxy S26 lineup to make a simple point: premium doesn't have to mean overpriced. New customers can get the Galaxy S26 Ultra on us, up to $1,300, with a new line on the Experience Beyond plan and no trade required, while the S26+ lands on us up to $1,100 with eligible trade. Existing customers get access to the same aggressive offers, reinforcing a rare promise of equal treatment and transparent math. Structured around 24 monthly bill credits on qualifying plans, the campaign is aimed squarely at Verizon and AT&T switchers who want flagship hardware, clear savings, and no fine-print gymnastics. Best Galaxy meets best value, without the usual hoops.
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Another friendship is severed over in the war between cookie and creme.
The latest member of the Old Spice team is very pleased to meat you. As Chief Director of Marketing, Mr. Wolfdog is ready to lead the creative pack to more, viral success with the brand's newest line of wild scents.