After Ever After
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
The Dark Knight crashes some of our favorite movies.
Just because you passed the first part of the test doesn't mean you're human. Here's another round of questions to make sure you're not an alien from another galaxy, posing as a middle-aged man.
The Ooni Halo Pro isn't just another mixer — it's a game-changer for home bakers chasing perfection. Engineered with professional mixing technology, it builds stronger gluten networks for dough that's stretchier, airier, and tastier than anything a traditional stand mixer can produce. Its dual-kneading action, featuring a spiral dough hook and breaker bar, ensures optimal gluten development for peak rise and texture. With a high-capacity, dishwasher-safe stainless steel bowl, 58-speed control, and a rugged shell built to handle serious torque, the Ooni Halo Pro is more than a mixer — it's the key to next-level pizza, bread, and pastries.
Presented by Ooni.
Saving money is always a good thing. With T-Mobile's Experience Plans, families can switch and save 20% vs. the other big guys' plans. The Experience More plan offers unlimited premium data, Netflix Standard with ads, Apple TV+, and 60GB of high-speed mobile hotspot data, while the Experience Beyond plan adds satellite service, Hulu (with ads), unlimited mobile hotspot data, and $5 monthly tablet and watch add-ons. Both plans also include unlimited text and buckets of international data, and full-flight texting and Wi-Fi with streaming, as well as yearly upgrade options for the Beyond and every other year upgrade options for More. In addition, the price is locked in for 5 years, ensuring savings over time.
Presented by T-Mobile.
Pogo turns a trip to Kenya into a remixed feast for our eardrums.
Feel your brain melt and ooze out the orifices of your head as you watch a stream of water zigzag through the air when it's exposed to a 24hz sine wave.
Experience Vena's latest euphoric release with Xtra Bliss High Potency THC Gummies — especially crafted to uplift your spirits and provide an extra boost throughout the day. Each gummy is infused with 10mg THC, 10mg CBD, and 2mg CBG, delivering a perfectly balanced blend of relaxation and energy. Whether you're winding down for the evening or seeking a moment of bliss during the day, these red raspberry-flavored gummies offer a dreamy escape letting stress melt away — one gummy at a time.
Presented by Vena.
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Equal parts style and utility, the Aspinal of London Weekend Bag is designed for seamless transitions from locker room to boardroom. Handcrafted from durable, lightweight nylon canvas with premium full-grain leather trim, this refined carryall balances contemporary masculinity with practical function. A spacious main compartment, internal pockets, and an external zippered pocket keep your essentials neatly organized, while leather handles and a detachable webbing shoulder strap offer versatile carry options. Perfect as a gym bag, travel companion, or lightweight cabin bag, it's a sophisticated essential for life on the move.
Presented by Aspinal Of London.
Cinema Sins reminds us how terrible Battleship was.
The seven cliques of Westeros Valley High rule the halls in this Game of Thrones parody. Prom night is coming.