After Ever After
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
Oil spills, terrorists, and STDs. Happily ever after is not what it's cracked up to be for these Disney princesses.
The Dark Knight crashes some of our favorite movies.
Just because you passed the first part of the test doesn't mean you're human. Here's another round of questions to make sure you're not an alien from another galaxy, posing as a middle-aged man.
A solid wind-down ritual, Collagen Dream delivers a no-nonsense blend of function and flavor. Packed with 5g of high-absorption collagen peptides, magnesium, and sleep-supporting compounds like L-theanine and valerian root, this rich, dairy-free hot chocolate is built to help you switch off, sleep deeper, and wake up sharper. No sugar crash, no fluff — just a clean, effective formula that works as hard as you do.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
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Built for long days that start in the surf and end somewhere near the bar, Brixton's latest trunk lineup balances heritage styling with modern performance without leaning too hard into either. The Blitz Boardshort is the more aggressive option, a lightweight stretch trunk cut from quick-dry polyester and spandex with a water-repellent finish, invisible zip pocket, drainage eyelet, and bold graphic treatments that push beyond the standard washed-out beach palette. Available in both 19-inch and 21-inch outseams, it is engineered to move cleanly from paddle-outs to pool decks with minimal fuss. Countering it is the Classic Trunk 17", a stripped-back staple with clean lines, minimal branding, and an easy shorter cut that feels rooted in vintage surf culture while still delivering dependable quick-dry performance. Together, the collection hits the sweet spot between technical utility and everyday wearability, exactly where Brixton tends to do its best work.
Presented by Brixton.
Pogo turns a trip to Kenya into a remixed feast for our eardrums.
Feel your brain melt and ooze out the orifices of your head as you watch a stream of water zigzag through the air when it's exposed to a 24hz sine wave.
Cinema Sins reminds us how terrible Battleship was.
The seven cliques of Westeros Valley High rule the halls in this Game of Thrones parody. Prom night is coming.
MetMo brings a high-load herringbone gear system to the palm with the Helico MK3. CNC machined in titanium, stainless steel, and return of solid brass, the design uses magnets and interlocking gear geometry to create controlled movement. Integrated magnets allow the gear to engage, release, and reseat with defined feedback, forming a tactile system built around motion, resistance, and precision.
Presented by Metmo.
Competition meets court-ready style with the latest drop from Centerline Athletics, highlighted through a curated selection from Terrell Owens. The collection reflects Owens' transition from football legend to dedicated pickleball competitor, featuring performance-driven apparel designed for speed, movement, and all-day play. Built for the modern athlete, the pieces balance technical function with clean design, aligning with Owens' mindset of desire, dedication, and discipline every time he steps on the court. As pickleball continues its rapid rise, the partnership signals a broader push into sports culture, with Owens not only showcasing his go-to gear but also collaborating on future designs that aim to bring the same competitive edge to the next wave of performance apparel.
Presented by Centerline.
Another friendship is severed over in the war between cookie and creme.
The latest member of the Old Spice team is very pleased to meat you. As Chief Director of Marketing, Mr. Wolfdog is ready to lead the creative pack to more, viral success with the brand's newest line of wild scents.