Can I Be Your Friend?
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
The English National Opera sent out Jolyon Rubinstein to show how ridiculous your 1,456 friends, hourly status updates, and Twitter followers are in real life. Good thing we all quit having real lives a long time ago.
What, your traffic stops don't go this well?
There has never been a puddle big enough or a woman pretty enough for us to partake in such gallant actions.
Fresh flowers rarely last as long as the occasion they celebrate. Lasting Brilliance offers a more permanent alternative with real blooms preserved to maintain their color, softness, and shape for up to three years, all without water or maintenance. Each arrangement is designed to function as home decor rather than a fleeting centerpiece, bringing lasting color to coffee tables, kitchens, entryways, and guest rooms. The collection is especially well suited for summer entertaining, whether as a thoughtful hostess or housewarming gift, a post-weekend thank-you, or an effortless seasonal refresh. Founded by a new mom looking for an alternative to constantly replacing wilted bouquets, the women-owned brand transforms fresh flowers into enduring arrangements that arrive ready to display and continue making an impression long after the gathering ends. Enjoy 15% off with code JULYFIRST.
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Camino gummies offer a refined alternative to the traditional summer cooler, delivering precision-dosed, hemp-derived THC in terpene-tailored formulas designed to match the moment. Whether it's a backyard barbecue, a beach day, or an evening on the patio, the collection lets users choose everything from low-dose 2mg servings to standard 10mg options for a more controlled, clear-headed experience. Each blend pairs specific botanical terpenes with predictable dosing to complement different social settings, providing a lighter way to unwind without the next-day hangover. For those looking to rethink summer entertaining, Camino makes a compelling case for leaving the six-pack behind.
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BMW shows what their new 1 Series M Coupe is really made of by giving it hell through a concrete obstacle course.
AMG has revealed the new Mercedes SLS AMG Roadster, which loses it's infamous gull-wing doors, but comes just the way we like it, topless.
Dr. Dre is showing Eminem how it's done with a ten-speaker Beats by Dr. Dre sound system, designed by the doctore himself, the Chrysler 300S will be the closest thing to a recording studio on wheels. Grammy not included.
The Citroën DS3 is rebelling against retro designs by melting down a plethora of phones into warm liquid goo.
The HairMax LaserBand 41 brings clinically proven hair restoration into a routine that takes just minutes. FDA-cleared for both men and women, the cordless device uses 41 medical-grade lasers to deliver targeted light therapy that stimulates hair follicles and supports thicker, fuller-looking hair without drugs or invasive treatments. Patented hair-parting teeth and a flexible ComfortFlex band help maximize scalp contact, while treatments require as little as three minutes, three times per week. Lightweight enough for home or travel, the LaserBand 41 offers a practical approach to addressing thinning hair, with a limited-time 30% discount making it an even more compelling investment.
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London Sock Co.'s Retro Stripe Collection draws from vintage athletic wear, bringing the timeless appeal of retro varsity-inspired stripes into everyday rotation. Knitted from a soft organic cotton blend with a comfortable ribbed construction, the mid-calf socks strike the balance between nostalgic sport styling and modern versatility. Their understated design pairs just as naturally with broken-in denim and suede sneakers as it does with loafers, chinos, or weekend shorts. Produced using carbon-free manufacturing and hand-finished for a refined feel, the Retro Stripe Collection is the finishing touch to a great outfit.
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Hahn Super Dry shows how to make a super beer and why your bottle has a hint of ferret.
The only thing funnier than Kristen Schaal's commercials for the Sony Ericsson Xperia Play, are her outtakes. Triple kill bitches!