Charity Water
There are a billion people living without clean water. Charity Water is asking folks on their birthdays to give up gifts and instead ask for donations. Seems a bit more useful than an iPhone 4.
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Mermaid Breath
Is the sex really that good?
She's Always A Woman
This is why you should never have kids of your own. It's just one big tear jerker after another.
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Veracity Metabolic Power Protein
Veracity's Metabolic Power Protein isn't built for bulk or trends. It's designed as a daily metabolic tool. Each serving delivers 20 grams of plant-based protein from pea, pumpkin seed, and chia, paired with a clinically studied MyoVera complex to help your body use protein more efficiently for muscle building, recovery, and long-term energy. A digestive enzyme blend supports absorption and reduces bloat, while cinnamon helps balance blood sugar and curb cravings. Clean Label Project certified and third-party tested for contaminants, it strips out the usual fillers and focuses on what matters: building lean, active muscle that drives metabolism even at rest. The result is a streamlined daily shake that supports energy, satiety, and metabolic strength without excess sugar, unnecessary calories, or compromise. Enjoy 20% off sitewide with code UNCRATE20.
Presented by Veracity Health.
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Nike Rise Golf Hat
Nike brings performance-focused construction to the course with the Rise Golf Hat. Built with a structured six-panel design, it uses moisture-wicking fabric alongside Dri-FIT ADV technology to help manage heat and sweat during long rounds. An Aero Brim provides added shade, while the SwooshFlex fit delivers a secure, comfortable feel on and off the course. Designed for all types of play, the Rise balances technical performance with a clean, versatile look suited for both the fairway and the clubhouse.
Presented by Nike.
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Love Story
That hairpiece will be the death of you.
Mr. Wind
Good thing for alternative energy. Mr. Wind was turning into an ass.
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Extreme Memory Card Testing
Samsung SD Memory cards are shock, water, magnet, and sociopath proof. Hooray for Samsung memory cards!
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AllSaints Castleford Denim Overshirt
The AllSaints Castleford Denim Overshirt delivers a clean, utilitarian layer that bridges shirt and jacket. Cut in a regular fit with a press-stud front, chest and welt pockets, and crafted from 100% organic cotton, it offers structured comfort with easy versatility. The result is a straightforward overshirt built for effortless layering and everyday wear. Enjoy up to 40% off select styles during AllSaints midseason sale.
Presented by AllSaints.
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Nike Ava X
Guided by the philosophy of Colin Chapman—"simplify, then add lightness"—Nike strips back the design with the Ava X. The silhouette focuses on weight reduction without sacrificing structure, pairing a textile upper with synthetic leather overlays for durability. Underfoot, a Cushion 3.0 midsole provides responsive cushioning, while a high-abrasion outsole adds grip across varied conditions. The result is a lightweight trainer built with a more streamlined, functional approach.
Presented by Nike.
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Raytheon Exoskeleton
Raytheon's wearable XOS 2 robotics suit lets any HTML coder immediately start at middle linebacker in the AFC North.
