Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
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The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
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Omre NMN + RESVERATROL Supplement
Omre's NMN + Resveratrol is a science-driven longevity supplement designed to support energy, focus, and cellular repair from within. Each serving delivers 500mg of NMN to boost NAD+ production alongside 500mg of micronized resveratrol for powerful antioxidant support. Vegan, filler-free, and enhanced with black pepper extract for optimal absorption, it's a clean, high-impact formula built for those serious about aging well.
Presented by Omre.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Masterworks
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
Presented by Masterworks.
Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important disclosures: masterworks.com/cd
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Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
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Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
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Woolly Multipack Underwear
The men's multipack collection from Woolly Clothing Co. puts premium-grade comfort at the foundation of your wardrobe—with merino wool craftsmanship and smart design details throughout. Choose from assorted 3- and 5-packs of boxer briefs—styles like the Everyday 5″ and Classic cuts—built from itch-free, temperature-regulating merino that naturally resists odor and stretches with your movement. Available now in essential tones like Black, Midnight, Deep Teal, and Bay, these bundles combine minimalist design with hard-working materials, all under Woolly's mantra: "More Wool. Less Plastic." Whether you're commuting, working late, or just want upgrade-level basics, these multipacks deliver comfort and performance that outlast the day.
Presented by Woolly.
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Sperry Coldbay 3‑Eye Duck Shoes
Sperry Coldbay 3‑Eye Duck Shoes delivers classic duck-boot functionality in a polished, low-profile package built for wet weather and cold seasons. A waterproof rubber shell and premium leather upper keep your feet dry while the thermal lining stamps out chill, and the molded Wave-Siping outsole delivers stable traction whether you're walking in rain, snow, or muddy conditions. The three-eye lace-up construction and higher-cut silhouette give it a rugged-meets-refined feel, making it easy to pair with jeans, flannel, or workwear for everyday winter wear. It's a practical, weather-ready boot that skips the fuss while delivering comfort and utility.
Presented by Sperry.
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Date Dunk
While talking to his date on the phone, this Washington Wizard's fan throws down a half-time dunk like no other. Love will make you do crazy things.
