Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
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The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Tribetokes
TribeTokes' Best Sellers is a snapshot of what the cannabis community keeps coming back for: clean, lab-tested products built for reliable effects and smooth flavor. The lineup spans everything from Delta-8 vape carts and disposable pens to precisely dosed gummies, THCa flower, and targeted pain-relief creams, giving users multiple ways to dial in calm, creativity, sleep, or recovery. Many of the standouts lean on full-spectrum cannabinoids and real cannabis terpenes for the entourage effect, while skipping fillers like PG, VG, MCT oil, or vitamin E acetate. The result is a curated mix of the brand's most purchased and highest-reviewed products, all chosen by actual demand rather than marketing hype. In other words, these are the heavy hitters that define TribeTokes' take on clean cannabis wellness.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
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Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
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T-Mobile for Business
T-Mobile for Business bundles premium devices with its nationwide network to simplify the modern company tech stack. Whether your workflow runs on Apple or Samsung, it offers an all-in-one approach that pairs business-ready plans with the hardware teams already rely on. It's designed to keep teams connected and productive without the usual IT headaches.
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Hims GLP1
Unlike traditional weight loss treatments, Hims takes a clinical approach that addresses the underlying factors affecting your weight. Based on your unique needs, personalized plans and prescription options are available to align with your weight loss goals, including oral medications and GLP-1 injections. This approach combines medication with ongoing access to medical providers, meal plans, recipes, exercise guides, and sleep support. Now available 100% online or in the app, expert treatment starts at $69/month, with GLP-1 plans starting at $199/month. Streamline your program and prioritize life.
Presented by Hims.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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Date Dunk
While talking to his date on the phone, this Washington Wizard's fan throws down a half-time dunk like no other. Love will make you do crazy things.
