Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
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The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
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Mint Mobile
Make the smart choice with premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Cut the nonsense of traditional carriers—stores, salespeople, hidden fees—for fast, reliable service on the nation's largest 5G network. Whether you're streaming or using a hotspot, you get high-speed data, unlimited talk and text, and the freedom to keep your own phone and number. Setup is seamless with an instantly activated eSIM, or get your SIM card shipped to you for free. For anyone looking to gain independence, it's wireless that works—so you can put your money where it matters.
Presented by Mint Mobile.
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AeMech EDC Tech Wallet
The AeMech EDC Wallet is the Swiss Army knife of wallets, built to be your go-to carry for anything. Offered in two forms, the Minimalist and the Maximalist, it's crafted from full-grain Italian veg-tan leather, chosen for its durability and the rich patina it develops over time. The Maximalist integrates a titanium pen, stainless steel multitool, carbon fiber RFID blockers, and a crushproof USB-C drive, while the Minimalist keeps things slim with light utility. Both share a modular design with replaceable components, ensuring readiness for whatever the day brings. Designed to endure, tested in real-world conditions, and engineered for years of use, the AeMech Wallet is built for those who demand more from what they carry.
Presented by Aesthetic Mechanics.
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Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
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Promescent Delay Spray
Promescent Delay Spray is built for control and confidence—formulated with 10 mg of lidocaine per spray and powered by patented Anti-Transfer technology to keep the effects where they matter. Backed by urologists, this discreet spray design offers a doctor-recommended option for lasting performance.
Presented by Promescent.
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Out of Office: The Aria
Enjoy up to 35% off rooms + $100 daily F&B credit at The AAA Five Diamond Award-winning Aria Resort and Casino. Comprised primarily of two 50-story curvilinear glass towers, the stunning architecture is matched inside by an upscale, modern vibe, a subtle vanilla scent, and enough dining and amenity options to make it a one-stop destination. Get the octopus at Carbone, enjoy a cigar in the high rollers room, and always double down.
Presented by MGM.
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Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
