Darth Sheen
Charlie Sheen has returned to his home planet of Mars where he reigns as a total bitchin' rockstar, surrounded by people like him with tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Clearly, Darth Sheen is winning.
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The President's Speech
And the Oscar goes to... George W. Bush and his nucular power pants.
Tron: Uprising
Disney XD is continuing the Tron franchise with a animated 10-part series coming during the summer of 2012. The series is set to take place between the original Tron and Tron: Legacy and features the voices of Elijah Wood, Mandy Moore, and Bruce Boxleitner. So, you have a little over a year to make friends with an 8-year old so you can have an excuse to watch the Disney Channel.
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Nike Alphafly 3 Road Racing Shoes
Running 26.2 miles is a lot different than tackling your local charity 5K. To accommodate the needs of marathon runners, Nike created the Alphafly line, now in its third generation. It employs two types of Zoom cushioning — a high-stack ZoomX foam midsole that encourages a smooth transition and Air Zoom units in the forefoot for an energy return boost. A wide, full-length carbon fiber Flyplate improves forward propulsion, and the breathable Atomknit 3.0 upper is paired with a lacing system designed with racer input to enhance comfort.
Presented by Nike.
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Roborock S8 MaxV Ultra Robot Vacuum + Mop
With the S8 MaxV Ultra, Roborock ensures every inch of your house is clean. The new model features a Flexi Arm Design with an extendable side brush that reaches into corners, while an Extra Edge Mopping System cleans along edges. A Reactive AI 2.0 Obstacle Recognition uses a 3D structured light and an RGB camera to identify and avoid obstacles in its path, and a PreciSense LiDAR navigation system scans rooms to create a map and determine the most efficient route. It upgrades suction power to 10,000Pa to pick up even more dust and dirt, a Carpet+ Boost System ups the hair pick-up rate by 30%, and the mopping system scrubs floors 4,000 times per second, detecting carpets and rugs along the way. With built-in voice assistance, users can start cleaning with a simple command, and when the job is done, the vacuum will retreat to its dock to automatically empty, wash, dry, and recharge itself. The S8 MaxV Ultra will be available April 22, 2024, and for a limited time, get a triple gift pack valued at $1,000 with your purchase.
Presented by Roborock.
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Hottie Body Hump Club
If you want to look like the kind of woman fitness guru Jimmy K would select for a love making session, join the ridiculawesome Hottie Body Hump Club like stars Scarlett Johanson and Jessica Alba.
Brad Bird's Hostage Acceptance Speech
Brad Bird received the prestigous Winsor McCay Award for his career in animation that included The Simpsons and The Incredibles, just to name a few. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see his surprising acceptance speech.
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FOCL Feel Good CBD + THC Gummies
While some are focused more on the medicinal effects of CBD and THC, many are simply looking to enjoy themselves. FOCL's Feel Good gummies are formulated for exactly that. Each one includes 25mg of CBD and 5mg of Delta 9 THC, which, combined with 250mg of L-Tyrosine, help promote relaxation, improved mood, and mental well-being. They're vegan, made without GMOs, and are free from pesticides, heavy metals, and microbials. Third-party lab tested to ensure potency and purity, they're also imbued with a tasty blood orange flavor.
Presented by FOCL.
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Golden Krust x Vita Coco Drink Deal
Over the past 35 years, Golden Krust has grown from a single restaurant in the Bronx to a Caribbean-owned Goliath with over 120 locations in North America. Now they're partnering with Vita Coco on a special deal to celebrate tropical flavors. Through June 30th, guests can add a Vita Coco drink — Juice or Original — to their order for just $1 with the purchase of one of the chain's signature jerk chicken meals. By pairing the refreshingly sweet coconut drink with savory, spicy, and slow-cooked jerk, it's a great summer treat.
Presented by Vita Coco.
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Wayne's World Reunion
On last night's SNL, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey reprised their roles for a Wayne's World Oscar special. Party on.
Greatest Sports Pep Talk Ever
A compilation of great pep talks featuring none other than Kenny Powers to get you pumped. You may now begin to slow clap.
