Microwaves ruin everything. Except a leftover Homewrecker.
Bouq's elevates flower gifting with a modern approach that favors intention, quality, and longevity over one-day gestures. From flexible flower subscriptions to limited-edition seasonal arrangements and a playful LEGO Roses collaboration, the brand offers thoughtful options that feel both refined and fun. Valentine's highlights range from classic rose-forward bouquets like the Valentine's Day Arrangement and Lotta Love to moodier picks like Merlot and Supernova Anemones, plus lasting keepsakes such as the Marshmallow orchid and the LEGO Botanicals Bouquet of Roses. It's gifting that feels considered and elevated, extending the spirit of Valentine's Day well past a single date. Enjoy 25% Off with code UNCRATE.
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Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
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An Ewok Terrier barking along to the most evil tune. This teaser can only mean that there is another awesome Volkswagen Star Wars commercial on the horizon.
After looking into the crowd, you'll slowly begin to realize that the KobeSystem isn't for you or Aziz Ansari.
The Victoria's Secret Angels have a little something to keep you warm all winter long.
South African fast food chain Wimpy made our hearts smile when we saw their ad for promoting their new braille menus. To get the word out, they handmade 15 burgers with special sesame seed messages on the bun and sent them to the three biggest blind institutions.
These chewable Oral Probiotics for Teeth and Gums bring a new layer of care to your daily hygiene routine by seeding your mouth with beneficial bacteria that help balance your oral microbiome. Formulated with clinically studied strains like BLIS K12 to support fresher breath and overall gum and throat health, each mint-flavored lozenge dissolves easily after brushing, letting the probiotics work where they matter most. It's a simple, science-backed way to reinforce brushing and flossing with targeted microbial support that keeps your mouth feeling cleaner and healthier day after day.
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Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
Centerline Athletics' Men's Hybrid Hooded Long Sleeve blends performance and everyday comfort into a single go-to layer. Built with moisture-moving fabric and engineered stretch, it keeps you dry and mobile whether you're warming up, winding down, or anywhere in between. The hood adds a versatile touch for cooler mornings or post-work sweat sessions, while the tailored cut avoids the bulk of typical training tops. It's a straightforward piece that feels at home in the gym, on the court, or under a jacket when the temperature drops, giving you clean lines and functional comfort without complication.
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There are some things a pizza just shouldn't do. Luckily, this is a pizza boomerang. Completely different. NSFW.
Doritos is crashing the Superbowl again and here's one of the entries that didn't quite make the cut. Just thinking about their rejection has us crying unicorn tears.