Double Rainbow Commercial
Microsoft went full-on for its new Windows Live Photo commercial, starring non other than Mr. Double Rainbow himself, Paul "Bear" Vasquez.
Microsoft went full-on for its new Windows Live Photo commercial, starring non other than Mr. Double Rainbow himself, Paul "Bear" Vasquez.
It's going to take two dudes with ball bats and crowbars to get us to watch the UFL.
Never trust a kid who dismembers his toys. He'll grow up and have his own AM radio show. And be a Steelers fan.
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Fresh ink deserves more than a tube of generic ointment, and the Hustle Essentials Tattoo Care Kit delivers everything needed to protect it from day one. The travel-friendly kit combines the brand's signature Tattoo Balm, a gentle foaming tattoo soap, and an easy-to-apply aftercare wrap into one streamlined system designed to keep new tattoos clean, moisturized, and protected throughout the healing process. Vegan, dermatologist-tested, and trusted by tattoo artists around the world, the collection removes the guesswork from aftercare while helping preserve crisp lines and vibrant color long after you leave the studio.
Presented by Hustle Butter.
Affecting Monster.com commercial. Who else is rethinking their life?
The Minnesota State Lottery is apparently really fun. Just see for yourself. Here's another one.
And pop 'em on. Possibly NSFW.
A (really) short film directed by Martin Scorsese for Chanel. Or just a very expensive commercial.
Simple Life takes a more approachable approach to weight management, replacing rigid dieting and calorie counting with personalized habits, daily guidance, and a little help from AI. The app builds a plan around your goals and lifestyle, then brings together food and hydration tracking, movement, fasting, weight progress, and personalized insights in one streamlined experience. Its Avo AI coach provides daily check-ins and tailored guidance, while tools like the NutriScanner make logging meals and understanding what you're eating easier. It's a modern wellness platform built around consistency rather than extremes, designed to make healthier routines feel more manageable in everyday life.
Presented by Simple App.
HairMax's LaserBand 272 brings clinical hair-growth technology into a form factor designed for convenience, combining 272 medical-grade lasers with a flexible, hands-free design that treats the entire scalp in as little as 90 seconds per session. Using low-level laser therapy to stimulate hair follicles and promote healthier, denser-looking hair, the device offers a non-invasive approach for men and women seeking to address thinning without adding another complicated step to the routine. The patented band design parts the hair automatically to maximize laser delivery, while its cordless operation keeps the process refreshingly simple. More than a grooming gadget, the LaserBand 272 represents a high-tech approach to hair restoration that prioritizes speed and ease alongside proven light-based therapy.
Presented by Hairmax.
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