Someone hurry up and draft this kid before he goes to college.
Adults try terrible school lunches and are surprised they're not totally terrible.
The ultimate micro-utility tool now fits perfectly in the palm of your hand with the MetMo Edge. MetMo's pocketable gadgets balance innovative engineering with sleek industrial design, delivering the kind of discreet capability worthy of a James Bond loadout. Its compact, nimble form hides a retractable magnetic blade that deploys with quick-action precision, while the hardened steel edge remains as durable as it is sharp, staying lightweight and agile in any situation. Fully legal to carry in all fifty U.S. states, the MetMo Edge brings elevated functionality to your everyday carry—proof that true utility doesn't need to announce itself.
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The Alpha Lion Superhuman Burn blends pre-workout energy and fat-burning ambition into a single formula built to fire up sweat and intensity in one go. It mixes a tri-source caffeine system for sustained energy and focus with thermogenic ingredients like MitoBurn and CaloriBurn GP that aim to boost metabolism, stimulate fat oxidation, and maximize calorie burn during workouts and beyond. Add in support for nitric oxide production and endurance, and Superhuman Burn shows up as a one-and-done solution for anyone chasing both performance and fat-loss goals.
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Darth Vader sits down with Santa Claus for an epic one-on-one interview.
The only thing cooler than breathing fire is breathing fire at 1600 frames per second.
A lesson for the holiday: Those with the least sometimes have the most.
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
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Lace up for long-distance performance with the Nike Alphafly 3. Built for marathon pacing, it combines two Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber plate to store and return energy with every stride. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe keeps you feeling fresh mile after mile, while its lightweight construction and notched laces make it the most responsive Alphafly yet. Designed to support speed and endurance, the Alphafly 3 delivers performance that makes long runs feel effortless and leaves personal bests in the dust.
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Ron Howard spins the story of the Essex, a New England whaler that inspired Melville's Moby Dick.
Nazaré keeps its reputation for having the biggest waves in the world with these monsters.