Even More Bets You Will Never Lose
Impress your friends with a new arsenal of bets to take to the bars. Now, all you need are some friends.
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Epic Chef
The unstable minds behind Epic Meal Time are forcing their insane cooking practices onto real chefs. Using three secret ingredients, alcohol, and a briefcase full of bacon, two chefs forget all of their fancy culinary training to create meat-filled piles of disgustingness for the title of Epic Chef.
SNL Silent Night
To honor the 20 children and 7 adults killed during the Sandy Hook shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, Saturday Night Live opened their show with the New York Children's Choir singing "Silent Night."
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Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase
For those who take late-night calls that turn into early flights, the Lundi Conally 36-Hour Briefcase is the only plus-one you need. Crafted from black canvas and leather with a silhouette as sharp as your pitch deck, it carries the precision of a briefcase and the utility of an overnight bag. Inside, there's a place for everything — laptop, documents, business cards, a change of clothes—because chaos isn't part of your carry-on. Finished with a leather strap, suitcase clip, and clean lines, it's built for long days and global nights.
Presented by Lundi.
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David Gandy Crew Set
David Gandy Wellwear's Ultimate Crew Set of 3 elevates everyday comfort with a tailored edge. Cut in a flattering slim fit, each tee is crafted from a premium cotton-modal-elastane blend that feels as good as it looks. Treated with Wellwear Breathe technology for anti-odor and anti-bacterial benefits, they're perfect for layering or wearing solo. With three in the set, you'll always have a fresh go-to on hand for a clean, confident fit — day in, day out.
Presented by David Gandy.
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Cranberry Wakeboarding 2
The Red Bull crew head back to Wisconsin with wakeboarders Ben Horan and Brian Grubb to ride the cranberry waves.
A Charlie Brown Christmas Reunion
The Peanuts gang is all grown up and back together for a Louie-style reunion. NSFW.
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JOYMODE Testosterone Supplements
The new elite isn't chasing hype — they're building longevity. From boardrooms to backcountry trails, a rising class of athletes, founders, and performance-first men are rewriting what it means to age well. Leading the charge is Eric Hinman: 5x Ironman, serial entrepreneur, and proof that hustle and recovery aren't opposites — they're partners. JOYMODE delivers KSM-66 Ashwagandha, Longjack, and Boron to support energy, drive, recovery, and resilience. This movement isn't about inflated egos or quick fixes—it's about showing up stronger at 6AM than you did at 26. The game doesn't end at 30. It evolves — and you evolve with it. Enjoy 20% off with code HINMAN20.
Presented by JOYMODE.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Breaking Abbey
Mo money, mo quandaries. The Colbert Report gives the commoners what they want, a mashup of Downton Abbey and Breaking Bad.
The Doughnut Vault
The Doughnut Vault is serving up piping-hot doughnuts to the Chicago area from the time they open their doors, until the last golden ring of deliciousness is gone. Sounds like our kind of place.
