Even More Bets You Will Never Lose
Impress your friends with a new arsenal of bets to take to the bars. Now, all you need are some friends.
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Epic Chef
The unstable minds behind Epic Meal Time are forcing their insane cooking practices onto real chefs. Using three secret ingredients, alcohol, and a briefcase full of bacon, two chefs forget all of their fancy culinary training to create meat-filled piles of disgustingness for the title of Epic Chef.
SNL Silent Night
To honor the 20 children and 7 adults killed during the Sandy Hook shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, Saturday Night Live opened their show with the New York Children's Choir singing "Silent Night."
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HP Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One Printer
While much of the world has gone paperless, there's still a place in every home for a printer, scanner, and copying machine. HP's Smart Tank 5101 All-in-One does all three. The eponymous tanks hold up to two years or 6,000 pages of ink, which is included in the box, and have a proprietary spill-free refill system. Self-healing WiFi provides a dependable connection for all devices via the HP app, enabling wireless scanning, copying, and printing, with the latter supporting borderless photos. Smart illuminating buttons make on-device use a breeze, and built-in HP Wolf Essential Security protects the printer from cyber threats. Available through May 4th for $80 off.
Presented by HP.
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Vena Happy Place THC Drink
Designed to give you a buzz without the drawbacks, Vena Happy Place delivers feel-good vibes without the alcohol. The THC drink is made with 2mg of THC and 2mg CBD, taking you on a journey of relaxation and happiness, minus the hangover that usually follows. Available in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing sip elevates your mood, and with just 40 calories, you can savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Vena.
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Cranberry Wakeboarding 2
The Red Bull crew head back to Wisconsin with wakeboarders Ben Horan and Brian Grubb to ride the cranberry waves.
A Charlie Brown Christmas Reunion
The Peanuts gang is all grown up and back together for a Louie-style reunion. NSFW.
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Nike Air Jordan 4 Retro Vivid Sulfur
The Air Jordan 4 debuted in 1989 in classic colorways like White Cement and Bred. The latest release amps up the retro silhouette with a bold pallet. Its white leather upper is contrasted with vivid sulfur on the floating eye stays, padded collar, and sole details. Anthracite highlights the mesh details, while coconut milk on the heel and toe gives the sneaker a vintage effect. Available in women's sizes, the Nike Air Jordan 4 Retro Vivid Sulfur will drop on April 6, 2024.
Presented by Nike.
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HP Instant Ink Subscription
As America's most trusted printer brand, plenty of people rely on HP for everything from personal projects to important business documents. The new HP Instant Ink plan removes the biggest pain point for their printers: running out of ink. Using the plan, their smart printers can automatically order more ink, ensuring they never run out. The original HP replacement ink or toner is delivered at no extra cost with hassle-free delivery and recycling, and plans start at just $1.50/month for 10 pages, saving up to 50% over other options. For extra convenience, add the optional HP paper delivery.
Presented by HP.
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Breaking Abbey
Mo money, mo quandaries. The Colbert Report gives the commoners what they want, a mashup of Downton Abbey and Breaking Bad.
The Doughnut Vault
The Doughnut Vault is serving up piping-hot doughnuts to the Chicago area from the time they open their doors, until the last golden ring of deliciousness is gone. Sounds like our kind of place.
