Every Lightsaber Ignition & Retraction
Chronological order of every Lightsaber ignition and retraction. We're too tired to think of a dick joke for this.
Chronological order of every Lightsaber ignition and retraction. We're too tired to think of a dick joke for this.
Knoxville & Company are back. In 3D. Dodge human excrement on October 15, 2010.
It's really surprising how adding the voices of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse to this scene makes your Friday instantly better. Who else is hungry for a Big Kahuna burger?
We could all use a little extra delight in our lives. Medterra's Daily Delight Gummies use a balanced blend of THC and CBD to enhance everyday activities. Each gluten-free gummy delivers 25mg of full-spectrum CBD, 5mg of THC, and 3mg of minor cannabinoids to balance out the buzz. They're also third-party lab-tested for purity, made from USA-grown, non-GMO hemp, and easily cut in half (or quarters) for personalized dosing, ensuring an ideal mix of relaxation and joy every time.
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A tribute to vintage engineering wrapped in modern utility, the MetMo Grip is equal parts precision tool and tactile obsession. CNC-machined from stainless steel, it's built to conquer daily tasks while doubling as a desk-friendly fidget toy for thinkers, tinkerers, and problem-solvers. From its integrated nut clamp and bolt driver to stealthy box and bottle openers, the MetMo Grip shifts effortlessly between satisfying distraction and serious hardware. Whether you're zeroed in or zoning out, it's the tool you didn't know you needed.
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Now with more boobs and more blood. NSFW.
Bill Murray emerges from his secret underground lair to team with Robert Duvall in this film, slated to open July 30, 2010.
Be the athlete who blends performance with purpose. The Nike Structure 26 delivers the stability and comfort needed for high-intensity training—whether you're crushing a 5K before your morning coffee or rallying on the pickleball court. A full-length ReactX midsole offers greater energy return than previous versions, delivering responsive rebound and cushioning for longer sessions. The engineered mesh upper enhances airflow and support for a smoother, more confident stride. Plush, stable, and purposefully precise, it's your steady ride—redefined.
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Enjoy10% off your first purchase with code uncrate10. Born from hunting roots and built for modern life, melin's Duck Camo Collection revives the iconic vintage duck camo with a fresh new collection. Inspired by the classic outdoor gear that shaped countless early adventures, each hat is crafted for durability and designed with everyday versatility in mind. This drop is part of melin's HYDRO line, meaning each piece features the brand's hallmark innovations—water-repellant exteriors, a triple quilted anti-microbial sweatband, and a buoyant visor core so they float if lost out in the duck blinds. They're built to last longer than any other hat on the market, delivering the best headwear experience in the world. Whether you're heading off-grid or just going out, this camo refuses to blend in.
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George Lucas has consistently made horrible decisions for the last 30 years. Luckily, he was pretty sharp in the 1970's and stopped this American disaster before it began.
What starts out as your typical Facebook reality romance turns into something more than poking. According to the trailer, "The final forty minutes of the film will take you on an emotional roller-coaster ride that you won't be able to shake for days."