Every Lightsaber Ignition & Retraction
Chronological order of every Lightsaber ignition and retraction. We're too tired to think of a dick joke for this.
Chronological order of every Lightsaber ignition and retraction. We're too tired to think of a dick joke for this.
Knoxville & Company are back. In 3D. Dodge human excrement on October 15, 2010.
It's really surprising how adding the voices of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse to this scene makes your Friday instantly better. Who else is hungry for a Big Kahuna burger?
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Luca Faloni's Summer 2025 collection redefines effortless elegance, channeling Italian craftsmanship into warm-weather essentials that move seamlessly from sunlit terraces to rooftop cocktails. Think Portofino shirts and tailored trousers that strike a balance between relaxed and refined, pairing breathable feel with silhouettes sharpened by subtle design. Each piece, meticulously woven in Northern Italy, projects quiet confidence: versatile enough for a coastal stroll yet polished for the urban playbook. Take full advantage of summer's rhythm and indulge in Luca Faloni's latest collection of refined essentials.
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Now with more boobs and more blood. NSFW.
Bill Murray emerges from his secret underground lair to team with Robert Duvall in this film, slated to open July 30, 2010.
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Velasca's Filòm Loafers fit like a glove — and that's no play on words. Made from the innermost layer of leather and buffed to give them their signature velvety texture, these suede shoes are washed with pumice stone for a lived-in look and feel, and hand-constructed using a tubular construction and sewn together by an internal seam called a Blake stitch, which helps the shoe flex with the natural flexing of your feet. A bit Ivy and inherently Italian, the shape references traditional college-style loafers, which were low-cut with a 'biscotto' shape. Now, they're a democratic everyman silhouette — but this iteration is for those with a keen sense of style and an eye for quality craftsmanship.
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George Lucas has consistently made horrible decisions for the last 30 years. Luckily, he was pretty sharp in the 1970's and stopped this American disaster before it began.
What starts out as your typical Facebook reality romance turns into something more than poking. According to the trailer, "The final forty minutes of the film will take you on an emotional roller-coaster ride that you won't be able to shake for days."