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Maybe You Should Rise
A mashup of Lebron's disappointing Nike ad "Rise" and Michael Jordan's 2009 "Maybe It's My Fault" commercial. Although this would have been a lot more gratifying if this would have been a direct response to the King Doucher's ad, but it will do.
The Mustache Commercial
Bud Lights's tribute to Movember and all that is great and envious about a full, well groomed mustache.
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Ritani Valentine's Day Collection
Jewelry is always a popular Valentine's Day gift. This year, skip the local chain jeweler and make a stop by Ritani. Their online store offers a wide selection of curated pieces, including classic diamond studs, ever-popular heart-shaped pendants, gold bracelets, gemstone rings, and customizable options. Each piece is one-of-a-kind and made to order in New York by dedicated artisans, and comes with free shipping over $500, hassle-free returns, and expert assistance to ensure the gift is as special as your relationship.
Presented by Ritani.
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amp AI-Powered Home Fitness
Enjoy intelligent training from the comfort of your home with the considered design of amp. The clean lines and digital resistance system create a strength training experience that adapts to your progress in real time, while your phone's built-in camera tracks your movements to help perfect your form. Move through over 400 exercises using five premium accessories, from focused strength sessions to flowing Pilates workouts. With 30 different arm positions and configurations, amp adjusts seamlessly to your space and routine, making strength training feel intuitive and natural. Pre-order now for $99 and experience fitness technology that finally puts design and intelligence on equal footing.
Presented by amp.
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Victoria's Secret Fireworks
Just to show you that everything is instantly better when you include Victoria's Secret models. Even Katy Perry songs.
Disrupted Game
JetBlue decided to run an experiment where they placed an actress as a New York bar tender and had her put her life in danger by changing channels in the middle of the Jets game. This somehow relates to air travel.
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The KilgourMD Bundle
Stanford dermatologist Dr. James Kilgour's eponymous hair growth brand, KilgourMD, has been shown to outperform the popular minoxidil, which only works to regrow hair once it's gone. The KilgourMD Bundle, however, puts patients on the offensive, too, providing a dual-acting proactive and reactive solution to hair thinning and hair loss. In clinical studies, the system — which is made from natural, plant-derived extracts and comprises The Prevention Scalp Serum and The Treatment — decreased visible hair fall by up to 30% and stimulated hair follicle growth by up to 200% over two months. Save 15% when bundling.
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Foria Valentine's Day Deals
Sex should be fun for everyone involved. Foria's lineup of intimacy oils, vapes, and sprays celebrate getting together. They offer CBD-based melts — for both front and back pleasure and relief — as well as a line of oils, sprays, and lubes that make it easy to decide to spend this Valentine's Day inside. If you're really looking to spice things up, they're offering a free Desire Dice Kit with any $50 purchase.
Presented by Foria.
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Skittles Tube Sock Commercial
There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect him from this abuse.
Pure Blonde Disaster
Of course the two biggest douches would find the hot blonde holy land first and ruin it for everyone else. All that beer. All those babes.
