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Maybe You Should Rise
A mashup of Lebron's disappointing Nike ad "Rise" and Michael Jordan's 2009 "Maybe It's My Fault" commercial. Although this would have been a lot more gratifying if this would have been a direct response to the King Doucher's ad, but it will do.
The Mustache Commercial
Bud Lights's tribute to Movember and all that is great and envious about a full, well groomed mustache.
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Eureka Ark Executive Standing Desk
The Eureka Ark Executive Standing Desk combines heavy-duty design with minimalist modern aesthetics — with the added benefit of not sitting for hours at a time. Measuring 63 x 29 inches, the Ark Executive Desk features a raising mechanism with two quiet motors and three-stage legs that raise the desk from 27 inches to a max height of 49 inches. The desk raises and lowers at the touch of a button, with two preset options and an anti-collision system to prevent mishaps. A raised monitor stand and two smooth-glide drawers provide ample storage options, with three USB ports, two outlets, and a wireless charging pad built into the top. Almost completely handmade, the Ark is dressed in solid walnut veneer, making it the centerpiece of any office, at home or on the job.
Presented by Eureka Ergonomic.
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Oxford Hill Panache Santal Fragrance Oil
Sandalwood plays a key role in many men's fragrances. Panache Santal from Oxford Hill honors this tradition. While the top note is floral, with scents of lilies and rose, the base is a masculine mix of sandalwood, cedar, and vetiver. With a heart of papyrus, cardamom, and amber, this is a versatile scent that goes on easily with roll-on application and lasts for hours.
Presented by Oxford Hill.
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Victoria's Secret Fireworks
Just to show you that everything is instantly better when you include Victoria's Secret models. Even Katy Perry songs.
Disrupted Game
JetBlue decided to run an experiment where they placed an actress as a New York bar tender and had her put her life in danger by changing channels in the middle of the Jets game. This somehow relates to air travel.
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Montegrappa Anytime Perpetual Calendar Pen
Like fine timepieces, quality pens require detailed craftsmanship. That's evident in the perpetual calendar mechanism of the Anytime pen from Paolo Favaretto and Montegrappa. The pen's lid has three notched dials for the date, day, and month that provide haptic feedback when adjusted and lock into place using technology from the company's ratchet piston-fill mechanism. The pen is available in two models: Maestro, with a black resin and Delrin body with stainless steel trim, and Supremo, with a red resin body and yellow gold-plated brass trim. Both rollerball and fountain versions are available; the latter models have 18k gold nibs, and every pen regardless of model is limited to 365 numbered pieces and arrives pre-adjusted to show the date of manufacture.
Presented by Montegrappa.
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Nike Air Jordan 4 Retro Vivid Sulfur
The Air Jordan 4 debuted in 1989 in classic colorways like White Cement and Bred. The latest release amps up the retro silhouette with a bold pallet. Its white leather upper is contrasted with vivid sulfur on the floating eye stays, padded collar, and sole details. Anthracite highlights the mesh details, while coconut milk on the heel and toe gives the sneaker a vintage effect. Available in women's sizes, the Nike Air Jordan 4 Retro Vivid Sulfur will drop on April 6, 2024.
Presented by Nike.
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Skittles Tube Sock Commercial
There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect him from this abuse.
Pure Blonde Disaster
Of course the two biggest douches would find the hot blonde holy land first and ruin it for everyone else. All that beer. All those babes.
