Everything Wrong With The Hobbit
The Cinema Sins of Bilbo and company earn them a one-way ticket straight to Goblin Town.
The Cinema Sins of Bilbo and company earn them a one-way ticket straight to Goblin Town.
Epic doesn't even begin to describe this tambourine performance.
It's mealtime for this glob of magnetic putty as it enjoys a succulent fillet of rare-earth magnet.
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
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Nike merges two icons into one silhouette with the Air Max Waffle SP, combining the Tuned Air midsole of the Air Max Plus with the lightweight upper and rugged Waffle outsole of the original Waffle Trainer. The result is a modern hybrid built for all-day comfort with a clear line back to Nike's heritage, offering enhanced stability and a more responsive ride. It's a crossover built to handle mixed terrain with a confident stride that easily fits into your daily rotation.
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TJ Townsend uses his Photoshop wizardry to turn a screenshot from the 16-Bit video game Super Metroid into a high-resolution showpiece.
Dove Men + Care has the cure for men suffering from luscious, flowing locks of silky smooth hair.
Get six times the force in one sixth the time by watching all of the Star Wars films simultaneously.
Downton Abbey gets an unexpected visit from the undead, and we don't mean Lady Grantham.
Lace up for long-distance performance with the Nike Alphafly 3. Built for marathon pacing, it combines two Air Zoom units with a carbon fiber plate to store and return energy with every stride. Paired with a ZoomX foam midsole, the shoe keeps you feeling fresh mile after mile, while its lightweight construction and notched laces make it the most responsive Alphafly yet. Designed to support speed and endurance, the Alphafly 3 delivers performance that makes long runs feel effortless and leaves personal bests in the dust.
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So, you've been watching Game of Thrones on HBO and you think it's pretty awesome. Well, The Axis of Awesome is here to rage all over your parade. NSFW.
Another look at Brad Pitt vs. Zombies in the upcoming film adaptation of the Max Brooks novel. Is it June 21st yet?