Fear The Beard
Brian Wilson demonstrates to Josh Elliot and Jay Harris why his beard is way more intimidating than the toothpick beard.
Brian Wilson demonstrates to Josh Elliot and Jay Harris why his beard is way more intimidating than the toothpick beard.
After a night shift janitor forgot to lock the vault, Sony Pictures has unleashed 34 Katherine Heigl movies into theaters simultaneously. With a 700% increase in self blindings, this is the biggest tragedy since Columbia released 14 Toad The Wet Sprocket albums at once. This is a sure sign of the end of the world.
TwisterNederland is serving you up another hot, delicious plate of this months fails. Enjoy.
Stocks. Bonds. Cars. Precious metals. Real estate. There are lots of ways to invest your money. Vindome offers a new option: fine wine. The fastest-growing asset offering, it's also among the most sustainable, with the grape vines sequestering an impressive amount of carbon each year. In addition, the product is packaged in collectible glass bottles, and Vindome stores its wine close to the source, only delivering directly when needed, thereby greatly reducing emissions due to transport. Curated Wine Collections make it easy to build a balanced portfolio, while the Live Market features both bottlings and wine futures for more well-versed buyers.
Presented by Vindome.
There's a good chance that the modern world wouldn't be possible without the widespread use of coffee. The world's most popular stimulant has remained practically unchanged for millennia — and Four Sigmatic wants to change that. Four Sigmatic's mushroom coffee is made with a unique blend of caps, the most potent part of the mushroom. The result is a brew that does much more than just provide a perk, helping focus and mood throughout the day.
Presented by Four Sigmatic.
After a late night of staying home, Ryan received this interesting message from a girl who loved his shirt. Friends never let friends drunk dial.
The Ultimate Warrior, in all his fringed glory, made an appearance on Arsenio Hall to promote his upcoming match with Hulk Hogan where he becomes WWF Champion.
With the S8 MaxV Ultra, Roborock ensures every inch of your house is clean. The new model features a Flexi Arm Design with an extendable side brush that reaches into corners, while an Extra Edge Mopping System cleans along edges. A Reactive AI 2.0 Obstacle Recognition uses a 3D structured light and an RGB camera to identify and avoid obstacles in its path, and a PreciSense LiDAR navigation system scans rooms to create a map and determine the most efficient route. It upgrades suction power to 10,000Pa to pick up even more dust and dirt, a Carpet+ Boost System ups the hair pick-up rate by 30%, and the mopping system scrubs floors 4,000 times per second, detecting carpets and rugs along the way. With built-in voice assistance, users can start cleaning with a simple command, and when the job is done, the vacuum will retreat to its dock to automatically empty, wash, dry, and recharge itself. The S8 MaxV Ultra will be available April 22, 2024, and for a limited time, get a triple gift pack valued at $1,000 with your purchase.
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Vita Coco is introducing Vita Coco Treats, a new coconutmilk beverage crafted for those moments when you're in the mood for something light, sweet, and satisfying. Combining the flavors of creamy coconut and sweet strawberries, Vita Coco Treats offers a refreshingly indulgent drink. In celebration of the launch, Target shoppers can pick up Treats for free by signing up for a full product rebate on the website, while supplies last. Beginning April 15, you can also enter to win a "Treat Yourself" kit, packed with Vita Coco Treats and other popular Target shopper favorites by visiting Vita Coco's Instagram, while supplies last.
Presented by Vita Coco.
What better way to love your puppy than taking it for a half-cab followed by a heel flip. Watch out kitty, your face has rollerblades written all over it.