Fear The Beard
Brian Wilson demonstrates to Josh Elliot and Jay Harris why his beard is way more intimidating than the toothpick beard.
Brian Wilson demonstrates to Josh Elliot and Jay Harris why his beard is way more intimidating than the toothpick beard.
After a night shift janitor forgot to lock the vault, Sony Pictures has unleashed 34 Katherine Heigl movies into theaters simultaneously. With a 700% increase in self blindings, this is the biggest tragedy since Columbia released 14 Toad The Wet Sprocket albums at once. This is a sure sign of the end of the world.
TwisterNederland is serving you up another hot, delicious plate of this months fails. Enjoy.
Warby Parker's Summer 2026 Collection embraces the season's spirit of exploration with sunglasses that balance vintage influences and contemporary attitude. The lineup reinterprets classic silhouettes with confident proportions and fresh details, giving familiar shapes a distinctly modern edge. Warm, sun-ready colorways add another layer of personality, lending even the most contemporary frames a timeless, well-traveled feel. Designed to earn their place in long afternoons, beach weekends, and summer road trips alike, the collection proves that great sunglasses do more than block the sun. They set the tone for the season itself.
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A solid wind-down ritual, Collagen Dream delivers a no-nonsense blend of function and flavor. Packed with 5g of high-absorption collagen peptides, magnesium, and sleep-supporting compounds like L-theanine and valerian root, this rich, dairy-free hot chocolate is built to help you switch off, sleep deeper, and wake up sharper. No sugar crash, no fluff — just a clean, effective formula that works as hard as you do.
Presented by The Collagen Co.
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After a late night of staying home, Ryan received this interesting message from a girl who loved his shirt. Friends never let friends drunk dial.
The Ultimate Warrior, in all his fringed glory, made an appearance on Arsenio Hall to promote his upcoming match with Hulk Hogan where he becomes WWF Champion.
What better way to love your puppy than taking it for a half-cab followed by a heel flip. Watch out kitty, your face has rollerblades written all over it.
For WWF's Earth Hour, lights will switch off around the globe on March 26, 2011 at 8:30 pm. Don't get caught with your lights on — the moths are coming.
Private Label QR turns ordinary household labels into dynamic digital reference points, using durable QR stickers that link physical objects to editable information accessible from any smartphone camera. Once attached to a box, appliance, container, suitcase, or keepsake, each label can store notes, photos, instructions, contact details, or organizational data that can be updated anytime without replacing the sticker itself. The system feels especially useful for the kind of real-world friction most smart-home products ignore, from labeling moving boxes and organizing pantry goods to leaving appliance instructions for Airbnb guests or preserving the stories tied to family heirlooms. With no app required and built-in controls for private, public, or group visibility, the platform lands somewhere between modern inventory management and a digital memory layer for everyday objects.
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This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
Taggart Siegel, director of The Real Dirt On Farmer John, highlights the pivotal role bees play in our lives through the stuggles of beekeepers, famers, and scientists during this global bee crisis. You'll never look at these pesky pests the same way again. Opening in 28 U.S. cities beginning this spring.