Firefighter POV
A first-hand look at a year on the job with Detroit firefighters from the Highland Park Fire Department.
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Save Gasol
The Lakers aren't having the season fans expected, which makes for one poor, neglected Pau. In an effort to find the loyal power forward a new home where he will be loved and appreciated, Ballerball enlists the help of Sarah McLachlan and her most emotional ballad.
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Anthony Invigorating Hair & Body Wash
Start the day with an efficient and energizing shower. This 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, and body wash uses eucalyptus extract to stimulate circulation in your skin (scalp included), which strengthens hair follicles and awakens the body. Birch leaf neutralizes any funk, while Canadian balsam nourishes dry hair and calms irritated skin. Wake up fast, and shower even faster.
Available in 12oz or 32oz.
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SimpliSafe Home Security
Cameras, smart locks, entry and motion sensors — the Simplisafe Home Security System keeps you covered the inside out. Its collection of devices doesn't just alert you of an intruder, they also have 24/7 Professional Monitoring that contacts to the police. They provide eyewitness accounts including the invader's whereabouts, if they're armed, and what they're up to, so the police can dispatch faster than a non-verified alarm. But their security isn't only about intruders. The system can also protect your home from other threats like fires, carbon monoxide, and water damage.
As seen in Uncrate Issue 04.
Presented by SimpliSafe.
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Hard of Hearing Vader
We find your lack of hearing disturbing.
Misty Mountains A Cappella Cover
Peter Hollens gives a one-dwarf, a cappella performance of "Misty Mountains" from Peter Jackson's The Hobbit.
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Banana Republic Factory Fleece Hoodie
Cooler weather is right around the corner, and that can only mean one thing: hoodie season. Unlike most options, Hoodie is built from extremely-soft texture cotton, giving it a more refined finish. As a result, it's more versatile, as well, capable of pairing with a wider variety of styles. It's finished with interior pockets and loft brushing at the back for added comfort.
Presented by Banana Republic Factory.
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MRE Meal Kits
Keep yourself fed in even the worst of situations with these MRE Meal Kits. Fully prepared and ready to eat, each kit includes a main entree, a starch like crackers or tortillas, a snack like nuts or dried fruit, and a dessert (think cookies not creme brulee). Each kit also includes a fruit-flavored drink mix, coffee, sugar, non-dairy creamer, salt, pepper, candy, hot sauce, a spoon, napkin, wet nap, and a flameless heater to ensure you're not eating cold food. Preservative-free, they're nonetheless made to store, with a five-year shelf life when stored at 70 degrees or cooler.
2 of each recipe included, for a total of 12 meals per case: Tuscan Beef / Pasta Marinara / Chicken & Rice / Lintel Stew / Chicken Beef / Vegetarian Chili
Typical Nutritional facts: 1090 Calories / 36g Fat / 160g Carbs / 24g Protein
Ingredients differ but may contain Soy, Wheat, Milk, Egg, Peanut, and Tree Nuts.
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Close Encounter With a Polar Bear
Taken from an upcoming BBC series The Polar Bear Family & Me, delicious-smelling filmmaker Gordon Buchanan endured a 40-minute attack from a hungry polar bear while inside a perspex cage. Although the polar bear left very unsatisfied, Buchanan came away with some very appetizing footage, and his life.
Trombone Silliness
Also being referred to as Trombone Sickness, New York Philharmonic performer David Finlayson strapped a GoPro to his slide to give us all a dizzying ride on his new Yamaha Xeno.
