F**K You by Cee-Lo
Cee-Lo Green of Gnarls Barkley fame goes crazy-motion-lyric style on the video for his new single. Chorus and typography totally NSWF.
Cee-Lo Green of Gnarls Barkley fame goes crazy-motion-lyric style on the video for his new single. Chorus and typography totally NSWF.
Savages show their savage side in savage attacks against other savage savages.
The Omnipotent China Red Army tells capitalism to "Beat It."
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Sure, you'd rather crap out sticks of computer RAM than listen to a Kenny Chesney song, but this one's worth sitting through just for the Sean Payton speech and all the football highlights.
We thought for sure there'd be no way Yeasayer could make a weirder video than their last one. Oh how wrong we were. Bright side: Kristen Bell stars.
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The most catchy, NSFW-y song about making love to a science fiction writer you'll hear all day. His reaction.
Take that, Subway. You just got slapped in the face with all that Quiznos meat.