Hell Broke Luce by Tom Waits
Since some of you youngsters had probably never heard of Tom Waits until a week ago (shame on you), here's a look at the raspy rocker in action for the newly released single off his 2011 album Bad As Me.
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Homemade Roller Coaster
We're still deciding if building a roller coaster with a 12-foot drop made from lumber, PVC, concrete in your back yard qualifies you for the best dad ever or the worst. Either way, our childhood is jealous.
A Long Day of Childhood
After a long day of school, homework, and walking in on your parents, only a heaping plate of Ragú-covered spaghetti — and years of therapy — will make you feel better.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
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Simple Weight Loss Coaching
Watch any live television, and you'll probably see a commercial promoting the new wave of GLP-1 weight loss injections. Simple takes a different, medication-free approach built by a team of medical experts to build an approach that helps users form healthy habits that drive real results. After filling out a detailed survey, users can unlock their personalized weight loss plan including nutritional analysis features, easy food logging and daily workout plans with everything from strength training to yoga. So far, they have helped over 13 million users lose millions of pounds. With Simple, you can lose weight without spending every day in the gym, and right now, you can save 50% when you sign up through the link below.
Presented by Simple App.
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Curtis Martin's Hall of Fame Speech
After 10 years, two teams, and 14,101 total rushing yards, Curtis Martin joined the 2012 class in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. During the Induction Ceremony in Canton, Ohio, the running back bared his soul to his friends, family, and fans of the game.
The Debate-Thletes
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis take on three children from the Shelby Elementary School debate team. Seems like a pretty even matchup.
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Non Non-Alcoholic Wine
NON is setting a new gold standard in mindful drinking. Earning top honors at the World Alcohol-Free Awards for its NON1 Salted Raspberry & Chamomile—an elegant, culinary-grade blend praised for its depth, wild berry brightness, and savory finish. Built in the kitchen, not the vineyard, NON offers a sophisticated alternative for those who value refinement without compromise. Now available in the U.S., a 3-pack of the award-winning NON1 offers an effortless upgrade to the modern man's bar cart.
Presented by NON.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Tech Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel, able to stretch and recover so they never warp or sag. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Available in Slim or Straight Fits, they're now in four new, limited-time colors: Bering Sea, True White, Bourbon Brown, and True Black.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Trailer
Finally, a British zombie comedy to fill your void for British zombie comedies. A gang of amateur bank robbers unite with the geriatric unite to defend London's east end from a outbreak of the undead. NSFW. Hits UK theaters August 31, 2012.
Zero Dark Thirty Trailer
The writer-director duo behind The Hurt Locker Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal team up once again to highlight the special operations forces mission to capture or kill Osama bin Laden. Starring Jessica Chastain, Joel Edgerton, Edgar Ramirez, and Mark Strong. In theaters December 19, 2012.
