Hitler Finds Out LeBron Choked
Just a warning to all dictators: Never listen to anything Scotty Pippen says.
Just a warning to all dictators: Never listen to anything Scotty Pippen says.
When Cameron Sinclair wanted to perform the world's first side-by-side double backflip, who else would he call but Travis Pastrana.
It's safe to say that until LeBron has six rings, five MVPs, and a muzzle for his mouth, there's really no reason to have this conversation.
Protein powders are everywhere, but few treat sourcing and refinement as seriously as Onnit Grass Fed Whey Isolate Protein. Built around non-GMO whey isolate sourced from grass-fed Irish dairy cows, each serving delivers 20 grams of complete protein with most fats and carbs filtered out, resulting in a cleaner formula designed to support muscle recovery and lean performance. The isolate format preserves the full amino acid profile while improving purity and mixability, making it equally suited for post-workout recovery or daily nutritional support. With its smooth vanilla profile and minimalist approach, it reflects Onnit's broader philosophy that performance starts with better inputs and fewer compromises.
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Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
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Nike highlights a few of their more extreme athletes with a late-night freestyle session.
The Citroën DS3 is rebelling against retro designs by melting down a plethora of phones into warm liquid goo.
Hahn Super Dry shows how to make a super beer and why your bottle has a hint of ferret.
The only thing funnier than Kristen Schaal's commercials for the Sony Ericsson Xperia Play, are her outtakes. Triple kill bitches!
The fastest marathon shoe Nike has ever made just got a colorway to match. The Alphafly 3 arrives in Platinum Tint, Grey Fog, Iron Grey, and Metallic Silver, a clean, understated palette that lets the performance do the talking. The tech underneath hasn't changed: dual Air Zoom units and a carbon fiber Flyplate store and return energy with each step, while a fully connected ZoomX foam midsole delivers cushioning and responsiveness across all 26.2 miles. The lightest Alphafly ever, with a wider plate for increased stability, notched laces, and an integrated knit tongue that keeps things comfortable no matter the pace.
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Liquid Salad by Liquid+ turns your daily produce into something you can drink in seconds, packing 13 fruits and vegetables, 11 essential vitamins, and 8 g of prebiotic fiber into a single liquid pouch that tastes like sweet apple with a hint of greens. Designed to bridge the gap between convenience and nutrition, it offers nutrient‑dense goodness at a fraction of the cost and calories of pricey juice shops or salad bars, with no added sugar, preservatives, or gluten and third‑party testing to back quality. Whether you're chasing gut health, smoother digestion, or an easy way to sneak more functional foods into your day, this grab‑and‑go drinkable salad strips out the prep work and delivers whole‑food nutrition wherever life takes you
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Yes, GEICO. People do dumb things with smartphones.
The brillant minds at Breckenridge Brewery have developed state of the art botteling techniques to help you better enjoy your Avalanche Ale and Summer Bright Ale.