Homemade Roller Coaster
We're still deciding if building a roller coaster with a 12-foot drop made from lumber, PVC, concrete in your back yard qualifies you for the best dad ever or the worst. Either way, our childhood is jealous.
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A Long Day of Childhood
After a long day of school, homework, and walking in on your parents, only a heaping plate of Ragú-covered spaghetti — and years of therapy — will make you feel better.
Curtis Martin's Hall of Fame Speech
After 10 years, two teams, and 14,101 total rushing yards, Curtis Martin joined the 2012 class in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. During the Induction Ceremony in Canton, Ohio, the running back bared his soul to his friends, family, and fans of the game.
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Dr. Marty's Nature Blend Pet Food
Dr. Marty Nature's Blend is a premium freeze-dried raw dog food crafted with high-quality meats, fruits, and vegetables to support canine health and longevity. Unlike traditional dog food, its freeze-drying process preserves nutrients, mimicking a natural diet. Designed for all breeds and health conditions, this formula features a nutrient-rich blend of turkey, beef, salmon, duck, and superfoods like blueberries, spinach, and flaxseed. Prepare by just adding water, it offers a convenient, wholesome meal for your dog. Backed by a 90-day satisfaction guarantee, Nature's Blend ensures quality nutrition with no risk. Sign up today and get an exclusive 50% deal on your first order.
Presented by Dr. Marty’s.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Tech Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Now available in two cuts: the original, best-selling Slim Fit and the new Straight Fit, which offer a roomier fit from the knee down.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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The Debate-Thletes
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis take on three children from the Shelby Elementary School debate team. Seems like a pretty even matchup.
Cockneys Vs Zombies Trailer
Finally, a British zombie comedy to fill your void for British zombie comedies. A gang of amateur bank robbers unite with the geriatric unite to defend London's east end from a outbreak of the undead. NSFW. Hits UK theaters August 31, 2012.
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ActivatedYou Morning Complete Drink
Start your day with a powerhouse of nutrition—Morning Complete by ActivatedYou is a daily wellness drink designed to support digestion, energy levels, and overall well-being. Packed with prebiotics, probiotics, and a nutrient-rich greens blend, it helps nourish your gut, boost metabolism, and provide sustained energy without crashes. Founded by health advocate and actress Maggie Q, ActivatedYou combines modern science with Eastern wellness traditions to create formulas that fuel a healthier, more balanced life. With seven targeted nutrient blends, including adaptogens, antioxidants, and liver support, Morning Complete aims to optimize your mornings and feel your best all day long. Available in Apple Cinnamon, Citrus Medley, and Mixed Berry, it's a delicious way to kick-start your daily routine.
Presented by ActivatedYou.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Five Infuzed THC Seltzers
Low-calorie and alcohol-free, Five's Infuzed THC Seltzers let you unwind with no regrets. They're designed to replace traditional booze, with 2mg of delta-9 THC, 2mg of CBD, and additional cannabinoids to deliver good vibes with every sip. The buzz will begin in under 15 minutes, and because it's plant-powered, you can relax and enjoy the ride without worrying about the hangover that inevitably follows. Naturally flavored in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing can is just 40 calories, allowing you to savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Five CBD.
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Zero Dark Thirty Trailer
The writer-director duo behind The Hurt Locker Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal team up once again to highlight the special operations forces mission to capture or kill Osama bin Laden. Starring Jessica Chastain, Joel Edgerton, Edgar Ramirez, and Mark Strong. In theaters December 19, 2012.
Batman: Dark Knightfall
Using the insanely detailed action figures from the Hong Kong-based production house Hot Toys, directors Derek Kwok and Henri Wong created this impressive stop-motion animated tribute to Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy.
