How To Pee In Public
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
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Machete Slingshot
For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
Formula 1 Secrets
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
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Tinto Amorio Chaand Wine Sampler
Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
Presented by Tinto Amorio.
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Collars & Co. Maverick Performance Pants
Collars & Co.'s Maverick Performance Pants bring tailored refinement to everyday movement. Cut from lightweight, technical fabric with built-in stretch and wrinkle resistance, they carry a polished silhouette that looks at home in the office, on a flight, or out for dinner. The performance-minded construction stays comfortable through hours of wear while keeping its shape and crispness without frequent touch-ups. It's the kind of pant that dresses up without feeling rigid and performs like activewear without sacrificing style. Ideal for anyone who wants one pair that does it all.
Presented by Collars & Co.
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United We Rise
The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
Lego March Madness
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.
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Adidas Is All In
With the help of Derrick Rose, David Beckham, and Katy Perry, Adidas has packed their new commercial with enough celebrities and pro athletes, you'd think you were watching a Nike commercial.
Mad Fast Trains
Vincent Kartheiser and Rich Sommern, donning their Man Men alter egos, put their advertising know-how to good use in order to sell us on high-speed trains. If they didn't win you over with the environmental aspects, at least go for the bumper sticker.
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Tribetokes
TribeTokes' Best Sellers is a snapshot of what the cannabis community keeps coming back for: clean, lab-tested products built for reliable effects and smooth flavor. The lineup spans everything from Delta-8 vape carts and disposable pens to precisely dosed gummies, THCa flower, and targeted pain-relief creams, giving users multiple ways to dial in calm, creativity, sleep, or recovery. Many of the standouts lean on full-spectrum cannabinoids and real cannabis terpenes for the entourage effect, while skipping fillers like PG, VG, MCT oil, or vitamin E acetate. The result is a curated mix of the brand's most purchased and highest-reviewed products, all chosen by actual demand rather than marketing hype. In other words, these are the heavy hitters that define TribeTokes' take on clean cannabis wellness.
Presented by TribeTokes.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement or medication. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate.
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BODi Fitness Programs
Ranked the best fitness app for 2026 by CNN Underscored, BODi is a comprehensive training platform built around consistency and scale. The program delivers professional workout plans accessible online and through the app, structured to support regular training at home or on the move. A digital membership offers access to more than 140 trainers and a selection of efficient 10-minute workouts designed for busy schedules. For a deeper commitment, members can tap into BODi's full library of over 8,000 workouts spanning beginner to advanced levels. For a limited time, subscriptions start at $99 for the first /year or grab , with a 10-minute workout plan available for $10/month.
Presented by BODi.
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Skittles Fly
They say if you love new Skittles Blenders, set your blender free, and if it comes back, it's yours. It looks like that blender is his.
Jennifer Aniston Goes Viral
Our favorite friend, Jennifer Aniston, finally sells out to the power that is viral videos. We're still a little bitter about not being picked to be her internet boys.
