How To Pee In Public
Six techniques to better you in the art of micturating in public. We prefer "The Newspaper Tube", but you just have to find what works for you.
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Machete Slingshot
For those of you who are finding that merely throwing your machete isn't giving you the results you need, here's the machete slingshot. Just leave it to the stupid experts.
Formula 1 Secrets
Formula One driver Mark Webber, takes us out of the cockpit and into the inner workings of these beasts go for the first in a series of edutainment animation for My Inner Secrets.
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David Gandy Crew Set
David Gandy Wellwear's Ultimate Crew Set of 3 elevates everyday comfort with a tailored edge. Cut in a flattering slim fit, each tee is crafted from a premium cotton-modal-elastane blend that feels as good as it looks. Treated with Wellwear Breathe technology for anti-odor and anti-bacterial benefits, they're perfect for layering or wearing solo. With three in the set, you'll always have a fresh go-to on hand for a clean, confident fit — day in, day out.
Presented by David Gandy.
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Beyond Alpha Testosterone Breakthrough Supplement
Beyond Alpha's Testosterone Breakthrough arrives as a science-meets-straightforward solution for guys looking to reclaim drive, strength, and shape. Powered by a 14-ingredient botanical and mineral formula—think Ashwagandha, Tongkat Ali, Zinc, Boron, Fenugreek and more—it promises a rapid lift in energy, focus, and performance, with results some users say they feel in as little as 10 hours and more tangible changes, like leaner muscle and mood boosts, in a few weeks. It's clean, triple-tested, backed by a 60-day money-back guarantee, and designed to enhance disciplined routines—not replace them
Presented by Beyond Alpha.
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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United We Rise
The Peop1e Project is fighting to redefine definitions indefinitely though this video of Charlie Chaplin's 1940 speech in The Great Dictator, played to scenes from the Middle East. It just shows that after 70 years we are still machine men, with machine minds, and machine hearts.
Lego March Madness
In honor of those who never left your couch all weekend, here are the greatest moments in March Madness history, told through the awesomeness of legos.
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HairMax LaserBand 82 Device
HairMax's LaserBand 82 ComfortFlex takes a clinical approach to restoring fuller, healthier hair with real medical-grade lasers. Delivering 1,230mW of therapeutic light energy directly to the scalp, it stimulates follicles to reverse thinning, restart natural growth cycles, and increase density over time. A flexible band design and soft-touch teeth keep treatments comfortable, while its proven red light therapy tech makes it one of the most efficient at-home solutions for tackling hair loss.
Presented by Hairmax.
Consult a physician before use. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Garden of Life Meal Replacement Shake
When brunch isn't in the cards, reach for Raw Organic Meal Replacement Powder—a truly clean, all-in-one shake that packs 20 g of organic plant-based protein, 6 g of fiber, and a full spectrum of vitamins, minerals, probiotics, and enzymes from 44 raw superfoods. It's USDA Organic, Non-GMO, vegan, gluten- and dairy-free—and tastes shockingly smooth for something so loaded. Just shake it with water or almond milk and you've got a whole-food meal that fuels the hustle, not the junk. Use code Back2Garden for 25% off Specific Products
Presented by Garden of Life
Consult a physician before consuming any new supplement. Any health claims made are solely those of the brand and not those of Uncrate LLC.
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Adidas Is All In
With the help of Derrick Rose, David Beckham, and Katy Perry, Adidas has packed their new commercial with enough celebrities and pro athletes, you'd think you were watching a Nike commercial.
Mad Fast Trains
Vincent Kartheiser and Rich Sommern, donning their Man Men alter egos, put their advertising know-how to good use in order to sell us on high-speed trains. If they didn't win you over with the environmental aspects, at least go for the bumper sticker.
