Joe Pesci Needs Snickers
If being hungry means turning into Joe Pesci, we never want to be full.
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Bang On
There aren't many things one man should drink from another man's pants, but Bombardier beer is one of them. Bang on!
Vintage Old Spice Commercial
You can see where the Old Spice guy gets his tropical awesomeness in this 50-year-old commercial. His predecessor apparently also made the wildest things happen in the strangest places.
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SAXX Vibe Xtra Trunks
SAXX takes comfort to the next level with the all-new Vibe Xtra Trunks, featuring Stop Drop Technology — a discreet moisture-wicking layer built into the signature BallPark Pouch for all-day dryness where it matters most. Made from super-soft EcoVero fabric with a fly front, these trunks deliver lightweight, breathable comfort, plus 4-way stretch, odor resistance, and an anti-roll waistband. Flat Out Seams prevent chafing, while Three-D Fit ensures a perfect anatomical fit. Sold in a convenient three-pack, the Vibe Xtra is a premium upgrade to your daily essential.
Presented by SAXX.
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Jack Archer Jetsetter Tech Pants
Long gone are the days of stiff, wrinkled chinos. Modern pants are cut from a different (better) cloth, and Jack Archer's Jetsetter Tech Pants are a prime example. Crafted from premium Rebound fabric sourced from Japan, they're stretchy, wrinkle-free, anti-odor, and stain-resistant, making them great for travel, able to stretch and recover so they never warp or sag. The fit provides room where it's needed but is slim where it's not, and is enhanced by a diamond-shaped gusset that prevents tightness in the crotch and the curved-waist design that provides a lift to the backside. Built with premium stitching, they also feature a zippered coin pocket and hidden reflective tape that's only revealed when they're cuffed. Available in Slim or Straight Fits, they're now in four new, limited-time colors: Bering Sea, True White, Bourbon Brown, and True Black.
Presented by Jack Archer.
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Volkswagen Piñata
Not even the wrath of a prepubescent on a sugar binge can match the strength of a 2011 VW Tiguan piñata.
Snowmobile Mishap
If a 2-minute slide down a snow covered mountain with a tumbling snowmobile right on your ass doesn't make you defecate your trousers, we don't know what will.
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Lundi Wilson Travel Bag
Designed for short getaways, the Lundi Wilson Travel Bag masterfully combines style and functionality. Crafted from supple, semi-vegetable-tanned full-grain leather, this compact yet spacious bag offers 30 liters of storage with specialized compartments for your clothes, a 13"-14" laptop, cables, accessories, and even shoes in dedicated exterior pockets. Thoughtfully designed, it features YKK metal zippers, a soft Alcantara lining, and a leather strap with recycled felt padding for comfortable shoulder carry. Crafted with eco-conscious materials from LWG-certified tanneries and durable brass hardware, the design exudes both sustainability and timeless elegance. Available in Cognac, Black, Navy, and Chestnut, the Wilson Travel Bag is the ultimate travel companion.
Presented by Lundi.
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Earlybird CBD
Take the edge off with Earlybird, the Austin-based brand delivering full-spectrum CBD gummies that offer just the right dose of relaxation without derailing your day. Each gummy contains 2.5mg of naturally derived hemp THC for a subtle, functional buzz — perfect for unwinding without the hangover. Think of them as a warm hug for your nervous system and a smooth companion for travel, sleep, or stress. Available in Strawberry, Lemon, and Watermelon — for a feel-good intro to your new favorite ritual. Use code MDW to enjoy 20% off through Memorial Day.
Presented by Earlybird.
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