Joe Pesci Needs Snickers
If being hungry means turning into Joe Pesci, we never want to be full.
If being hungry means turning into Joe Pesci, we never want to be full.
There aren't many things one man should drink from another man's pants, but Bombardier beer is one of them. Bang on!
You can see where the Old Spice guy gets his tropical awesomeness in this 50-year-old commercial. His predecessor apparently also made the wildest things happen in the strangest places.
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Levi's leans back into its workwear roots with a collection built for everyday movement rather than nostalgia. The Long-Sleeve Worker Shirt anchors the lineup in classic denim and twill, cut relaxed with a familiar button-up front that works as easily on its own as it does layered. Loose Overalls modernize a timeless staple with an extra-roomy fit, adjustable straps, and durable non-stretch denim—designed for comfort without losing structure, and finished using Levi's Hold the H2O process to reduce water impact. Rounding out the collection, the Berkley Canvas Chore Coat delivers a utilitarian silhouette with added pockets and a relaxed cut that's ready for real use. It's honest workwear, refined for life beyond the job site.
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Not even the wrath of a prepubescent on a sugar binge can match the strength of a 2011 VW Tiguan piñata.
If a 2-minute slide down a snow covered mountain with a tumbling snowmobile right on your ass doesn't make you defecate your trousers, we don't know what will.
A game of HORSE turns brutal when someone can't handle my hook shoot.
The biggest pool table meets the smallest soccer field, for the perfect boozed-up Budweiser bar game.
Epiphany's Clit Arousal Serum is a targeted pleasure enhancer built around a silky, pH-balanced formula that works with her body's natural responses to elevate sensation and awareness. It isn't a lubricant but a unique arousal serum that delivers a warm, tingling effect from just a drop or two, gently stimulating sensitive nerve endings to boost pleasure whether solo or with a partner. Made in the USA with natural, vegan ingredients and developed by women, the lightweight, non-greasy formula is designed to make intimate moments feel more intense and satisfying without residue or stickiness.
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Tinto Amorío's Chaand Sampler brings together four standout natural wines crafted for the modern table. The centerpiece is Chaand, a limited-production red blend of Carignan and Zinfandel from Mendocino made through semi-carbonic maceration with only 250 cases produced. It's joined by three organic bottles: the cherry-forward Jajaja, the golden-hued, skin-contact Bheeyo, and the bright, tropical Monje. Each wine is vegan, low in sulfites, and made with zero added sugar, showcasing clean, minimal-intervention winemaking at its best. Whether you're gifting or hosting, this collection captures the artistry and vibrance of natural wine culture in every pour. Enjoy 15% off orders of $50+ with code UNCRATE15.
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It's hard to look like a badass while holding your daughter, but catching a foul ball with one hand at the same time usually does the trick.
Braves right fielder, Jason Heyward, describes the gruesome details behind bat making.