Volkswagen Piñata
Not even the wrath of a prepubescent on a sugar binge can match the strength of a 2011 VW Tiguan piñata.
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Snowmobile Mishap
If a 2-minute slide down a snow covered mountain with a tumbling snowmobile right on your ass doesn't make you defecate your trousers, we don't know what will.
Hardcore Game Of Horse
A game of HORSE turns brutal when someone can't handle my hook shoot.
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Uncrate's 100-ish favorite things on Amazon
This is our shortcut to the good stuff on Amazon. It's an ongoing Uncrate-vetted list we'll be adding to and subtracting from. It's your field guide to use before wading through Amazon's millions of mediocre listings. It's our handpicked, battle-tested lineup of the clever, the durable, and the legitimately worth buying. The pieces that punch above their price, hold up in the real world, and never miss. In other words: the Amazon aisle curated by someone with taste.
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Proton VPN
Built around the idea that privacy is a fundamental right, Proton VPN offers a more transparent approach to online security. Founded by scientists who met at CERN, the Swiss-based service is fully open-source and backed by an independently audited no-logs policy, so browsing activity isn't tracked, stored, or sold. Its network spans more than 20,000 high-speed servers across 149 countries, with added protection from Secure Core routing, built-in NetShield ad and malware blocking, and unlimited bandwidth without speed throttling. Part of Proton's broader ecosystem of privacy-first tools, Proton VPN is now offering 75% off its two-year subscription, marking its biggest deal of the year and an opportunity to get comprehensive online protection for less.
Presented by Proton.
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Poolball
The biggest pool table meets the smallest soccer field, for the perfect boozed-up Budweiser bar game.
Dad Catches Foul Ball While Holding Daughter
It's hard to look like a badass while holding your daughter, but catching a foul ball with one hand at the same time usually does the trick.
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Bat Making
Braves right fielder, Jason Heyward, describes the gruesome details behind bat making.
U.S. Pole Dancing Champion
The 2011 USPDF Champion, Natasha Wang, shows a different side of the pole with her athleticism, strength, and ample amount of clothing.
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Luca Faloni Denim Shirt
Luca Faloni's Classic Denim Shirt gives a refined Italian treatment to one of menswear's most dependable staples. Made in Northern Italy from robust 100% Italian cotton denim, the shirt pairs a clean button-up silhouette with a signature Paramontura one-piece collar, Australian mother-of-pearl buttons, and a rounded hem. It's pre-washed to prevent future shrinkage and available in slim or regular fits, making it equally suited to wearing on its own or layered through the seasons. Available in six colors, the Classic Denim Shirt brings Luca Faloni's understated approach to a piece that needs little embellishment to work almost anywhere.
Presented by Luca Faloni.
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Advance Auto Parts Oil Change Bundle
A little routine maintenance goes a long way. Advance Auto Parts makes the next oil change easier with a wide selection of motor oils, filters, and maintenance essentials from brands like Mobil 1, Castrol, Valvoline, Pennzoil, and Royal Purple. Whether you're topping off a daily driver or prepping a high-mileage vehicle for the road ahead, its range of conventional, full synthetic, and extended-performance oils has you covered. Right now, buy five quarts of any motor oil to get a free Carquest oil filter and save an additional $10 by mail. Build a bundle with compatible oil and filters online, then pick up eligible orders in as little as 30 minutes.
Presented by Advance Auto Parts.
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Gelatin
A sultry minute and a half of bouncing gelatin in slow motion. Cherry, our favorite.
Rube Goldberg Machine World Record
For the Rube Goldberg Competition, a team from Purdue University took the simple task of watering a flower, and turned it into a record-shattering 244-step lesson in the evolution of the world. Talk about overachievers.
