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The Kanye holiday album we've all been waiting for is finally here. F*ck the toys ya'll been wantin'.
The Kanye holiday album we've all been waiting for is finally here. F*ck the toys ya'll been wantin'.
Jimmy Fallon, The Roots, and One Direction play the Christmas classic on nothing but classroom instruments.
Vincent and the boys make it to the big screen — for real this time.
Over the last 30 years, contemporary and post war art prices overall outpaced the S&P 500.* This helps explain why Jeff Bezos, Marc Andreessen, and Bill Gates have collectively poured hundreds of millions into this global asset class. Luckily, you don't have to be a billionaire to build an art allocation in a portfolio anymore. Masterworks.com has made diversifying with multimillion-dollar artworks featuring artists like Banksy and Basquiat accessible to everyone with their premier art investing platform. Uncrate readers can use the link below to get access today.
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Someone hurry up and draft this kid before he goes to college.
Adults try terrible school lunches and are surprised they're not totally terrible.
Darth Vader sits down with Santa Claus for an epic one-on-one interview.
The only thing cooler than breathing fire is breathing fire at 1600 frames per second.
Webroot Total Protection arrives just in time for holiday browsing, offering an all-in-one cybersecurity powerhouse that keeps your digital life locked down while you shop, stream, and stay connected. It combines top-rated antivirus performance with identity monitoring, secure VPN, password protection, parental controls, and unlimited cloud backup across up to 10 devices, giving you peace of mind even if you slip up online. With ever-evolving threats and breaches happening daily, it makes staying protected simple, smart, and stress-free. New customers save 50% during the holidays, making now the moment to upgrade your online security.
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The ultimate micro-utility tool now fits perfectly in the palm of your hand with the MetMo Edge. MetMo's pocketable gadgets balance innovative engineering with sleek industrial design, delivering the kind of discreet capability worthy of a James Bond loadout. Its compact, nimble form hides a retractable magnetic blade that deploys with quick-action precision, while the hardened steel edge remains as durable as it is sharp, staying lightweight and agile in any situation. Fully legal to carry in all fifty U.S. states, the MetMo Edge brings elevated functionality to your everyday carry—proof that true utility doesn't need to announce itself.
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A lesson for the holiday: Those with the least sometimes have the most.